Andrew Novak
@indyj02.bsky.social
Instructional Associate Professor of Criminology Law & Society, George Mason University 🐨 clemency/pardons, tribal law, comparative law, punishment, sport history ⚽️🏳️🌈
When you give me a bagel like this I know you hate me 🫠
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When you give me a bagel like this I know you hate me 🫠
Don’t remember if I was taking an anti-death penalty position or an anti-Grindr position 🫠
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Don’t remember if I was taking an anti-death penalty position or an anti-Grindr position 🫠
I looked up every collateral consequence and restoration of rights mechanism in the laws of all 347 federally-recognized Indian tribes in the lower 48 so you don’t have to! Key takeaways: (1) tribes can contribute to overcriminalization even with limited criminal jurisdiction.
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I looked up every collateral consequence and restoration of rights mechanism in the laws of all 347 federally-recognized Indian tribes in the lower 48 so you don’t have to! Key takeaways: (1) tribes can contribute to overcriminalization even with limited criminal jurisdiction.
I got caught briefly dissociating at the bar 🫠 (hungry, not tired)
September 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I got caught briefly dissociating at the bar 🫠 (hungry, not tired)
Nothing like a little @emmettmacfarlane.com vacation reading 😎
July 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nothing like a little @emmettmacfarlane.com vacation reading 😎
Hello from Rehoboth Beach where I dropped my ice cream cone 😔 but won some sneaker skippers from the claw machine at Zelky’s 😎
July 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hello from Rehoboth Beach where I dropped my ice cream cone 😔 but won some sneaker skippers from the claw machine at Zelky’s 😎
This is the last green line train to Greenbelt 🤢 (2:45 am)
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is the last green line train to Greenbelt 🤢 (2:45 am)
Driving through Brunswich GA and see preparation for tomorrow (with carnival vibes hah but no shame)
June 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Driving through Brunswich GA and see preparation for tomorrow (with carnival vibes hah but no shame)
Cleaning out my grandmother’s house and found this 🫠
June 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cleaning out my grandmother’s house and found this 🫠
DC has a pink pony club pop-up bar and I had to see for myself 🦄🤓
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
DC has a pink pony club pop-up bar and I had to see for myself 🦄🤓
Last train home two nights in a row. Cry for help probably 🤢 They slammed that gate shut after me 🤢
May 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Last train home two nights in a row. Cry for help probably 🤢 They slammed that gate shut after me 🤢
But have you considered:
May 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
But have you considered:
The face / the tiki boat we are towing because it broke down ??? / the sunset cruise 😎
May 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The face / the tiki boat we are towing because it broke down ??? / the sunset cruise 😎
An oldie but a goodie:
April 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
An oldie but a goodie:
Also best time to read this book is now:
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Also best time to read this book is now:
I realize he was only emperor of Mexico for like three seconds but “Kaiser Maximilian” in Puerto Vallarta has the best spätzle in the whole German-speaking world 🤩🇲🇽
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I realize he was only emperor of Mexico for like three seconds but “Kaiser Maximilian” in Puerto Vallarta has the best spätzle in the whole German-speaking world 🤩🇲🇽
Made the mistake of looking up the cocktail menu at a bar before going 😆
March 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Made the mistake of looking up the cocktail menu at a bar before going 😆