They don’t make them like this anymore
August 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They don’t make them like this anymore
this sign is telling me to kms
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
this sign is telling me to kms
I would also like to go to turtle rehab. It looks dope
December 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I would also like to go to turtle rehab. It looks dope
Reading this whole thing on my phone, as a bit
November 26, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Reading this whole thing on my phone, as a bit
The last 30 minutes before toddler bedtime
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
The last 30 minutes before toddler bedtime
Even Chrome is spiraling
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Even Chrome is spiraling
Guy who designs the couches at IKEA thinks he’s Steve Jobs. Calm down
June 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Guy who designs the couches at IKEA thinks he’s Steve Jobs. Calm down
Santa’s looking rough
December 1, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Santa’s looking rough
meanwhile on threads
November 26, 2023 at 10:26 PM
meanwhile on threads
If Jimmy Two Times opened a bodega
October 10, 2023 at 12:30 AM
If Jimmy Two Times opened a bodega
Trying to decide where to put the first exclamation point in an email, after the person’s name or after the first sentence. Can’t be both
September 5, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Trying to decide where to put the first exclamation point in an email, after the person’s name or after the first sentence. Can’t be both
New SNL season looks awful
September 5, 2023 at 12:36 PM
New SNL season looks awful
Let’s all hang out at the
August 29, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Let’s all hang out at the
The perfect Joy Williams paragraph
August 17, 2023 at 5:36 PM
The perfect Joy Williams paragraph
Email, depress me in 7 words or less please
August 10, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Email, depress me in 7 words or less please
“Birthday is coming next week time to party”
July 29, 2023 at 12:20 PM
“Birthday is coming next week time to party”
