he wears a camo parka and heavy boots every single day even though the summer which really adds to the whole schtick

we have an old guy who walks by our building every day around 3pm yelling about all kinds of nonsense but mostly about "the virus", we call him The Virus

this traffic pattern was developed by the city planners of hell to induce maximum suffering

had an absolutely excruciating teams call about this last week which was made worse by the fact that it was the first time i was hearing about it and had no idea what anyone was talking about

go post this on reddit and you'll get an answer from them in like 5 minutes lol

stuffed peppers are basically pies

at least it isn't 15 apples

in my defense it was only for sleeping, the electric bill is safe for now

was it ever really light out at all

false alarm guys courtney's here

flight "leaves at 7," it is currently 7:07 and we haven't even started boarding yet lmao

i am STILL HERE

i could still be asleep right now but instead i'm sitting around drinking an $8 latte with a bunch of old people with their phones on max volume