Belphegor
@indolence-imperium.bsky.social
[They manage to laugh harder.]
Yes, yes. Demons are very annoying. They annoy Us. We annoy them. All annoy humanity and heaven.
And yet We are always still called.
Yes, yes. Demons are very annoying. They annoy Us. We annoy them. All annoy humanity and heaven.
And yet We are always still called.
July 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
[They manage to laugh harder.]
Yes, yes. Demons are very annoying. They annoy Us. We annoy them. All annoy humanity and heaven.
And yet We are always still called.
Yes, yes. Demons are very annoying. They annoy Us. We annoy them. All annoy humanity and heaven.
And yet We are always still called.
Yes. But do you suffer the vices? Or do you enjoy them?
[They shrug]
Does she spend a lot of time with demons? Our kind are just like that.
[They shrug]
Does she spend a lot of time with demons? Our kind are just like that.
July 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Yes. But do you suffer the vices? Or do you enjoy them?
[They shrug]
Does she spend a lot of time with demons? Our kind are just like that.
[They shrug]
Does she spend a lot of time with demons? Our kind are just like that.
[They cackle]
You are full of jokes. "Mortal" they say. "Suffer from sins" they say. We think you should try stand up with material like that.
You are full of jokes. "Mortal" they say. "Suffer from sins" they say. We think you should try stand up with material like that.
July 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
[They cackle]
You are full of jokes. "Mortal" they say. "Suffer from sins" they say. We think you should try stand up with material like that.
You are full of jokes. "Mortal" they say. "Suffer from sins" they say. We think you should try stand up with material like that.
They embody Our wish to slumber eternally.
July 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They embody Our wish to slumber eternally.
Something about... wine? But We are more of an absinth kind of demon.
July 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Something about... wine? But We are more of an absinth kind of demon.
Reeaaaalllly? Is this some kind of metaphor?
June 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reeaaaalllly? Is this some kind of metaphor?
It is not Our favourite. But Beel says We should not be picky with food.
June 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It is not Our favourite. But Beel says We should not be picky with food.
We would order grilled food.
June 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We would order grilled food.
We thought about it, but We also did decide it was too much effort. You're right.
June 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We thought about it, but We also did decide it was too much effort. You're right.
Indeed, it seems you only got perhaps half way.
June 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Indeed, it seems you only got perhaps half way.
We are almost tempted to weep for your fate.
June 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We are almost tempted to weep for your fate.
Woe, what an ill conceived fate. We could not even conceive of Our favourite past time being so denied to Us.
June 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Woe, what an ill conceived fate. We could not even conceive of Our favourite past time being so denied to Us.
Then avoid waking moments. Get some sleep.
June 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Then avoid waking moments. Get some sleep.
But they do not have to be mutually exclusive, no?
June 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
But they do not have to be mutually exclusive, no?
A shame he does not have Four Loko, else we could play heart attack roulette.
June 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A shame he does not have Four Loko, else we could play heart attack roulette.