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I'm the lyrical Jesse James, in a west country accent. He/him
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Dick Advocaat OTM
More from 'people say the funniest things' page of football annual, including "Too many players are spending too much time playing golf and using the internet – Dick Advocaat"
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Are they also … lovers?
Google search results text reads: Is Emma Roberts biologically related to Julia Roberts? The answer is yes—Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts. But there's more to their family dynamic than meets the eye.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It's annoying but not sure I agree with original rant: the kind of plastic the lids were made from had a low to zero recycling value. And there was a seal round it too anyway. My mum has these silicone things that sit on top now. My mum always has good stuff
Silicone lid
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Love that Florence Pugh is reviving "Blondie is a woman" after the battle seemed to be lost
Screenshot from article reads: Pugh has also campaigned to play Harry, when asked what famous figures she would like to portray. "Blondie, just because she's so cool," said the actress at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival in 2020, according to Entertainment Weekly.
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Night of the gutter more like sez the BBC
Caption on BBC News reads "He signed it Night of the gutter"
October 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Is a poo cushion a whoopee cushion that emits shit when you sit on it?
Screenshot from Guardian article about Prince Andrew: As one of his former dates told Andrew Lownie for his recent book Entitled, he always introduced himself to her friends as the Duke of York, saying: "It struck me how impressed he was with who he is, or how impressed he wanted others to be. Every joke always ended with: 'because I'm the Duke of York'. He tells the most pathetic jokes. He finds poo
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Guess which young Tory no longer appears in this composite photo, or indeed the article itself?

archive.ph/https://www....
Times article 'Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future', with three eccentric-looking men and a woman dressed unremarkably
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Aki Ross in Maxim Hot 100
October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Three, you say?
Four articles about Tilly Norwood
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I want to see these responses
Table of YouGov data records that for 6% of responses, "The answer given was not a sitcom"
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Lads
News+ The Telegraph Terry Wogan's son: Rachel Reeves is a scapegoat - Britain's economy is broken 4h ago • Ed Cumming
September 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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People will not accept a prime minister whose signature has been created by Docusign
Wikipedia entry for Darren Jones, showing his signature
September 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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When did 21-year-olds start dressing like they are 60?

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Facebook so underrated as a platform
Mamamia * • Follow • • • M 1d • REAL LIFE 'My marriage was in trouble. Then I started finding bottles full of urine around our house.'
July 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Mail on Sunday has succeeded in making this actually sound awesome
The Mail ON SUNDAY MAY 6, 2009 Get slim for summer with the NATURAL OZEMPIC DIET The team TASTY Mail in Sunday front page: RAYNER TO PUT 'BANTER POLICE' IN YOUR OFFICE
July 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A leopard-skinned pop star doesn't change its spots https://www.thetimes.com/culture/music/article/rod-stewart-interview-pyramid-stage-glastonbury-festival-2025-dpfs7wq8p
Passage from book: In 1970, diehard R&B fan Rod Stewart - still a year away from global fame -came out in support of the racist philosophy of right-wing Conservative politician Enoch Powell. 'I think Enoch is the man, he told the International Times. 'I'm all for him. This country is overcrowded. The immigrants should be sent home. That's it.' Fortunately for him, these comments were never reprinted in the mainstream press. Times headline: Rod Stewart: 'We've got to give Nigel Farage a chance'
June 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Twitter thread: Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics • 11h Keith Chegwin and Les Dennis at the Ivy Club in London, England (2016) Jill @Jill16315853 • 8h @keithchegwin twins!!! Spiridon Mekác @sracka_omacka Cheggers has been dead for nearly 8 years
June 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Very pleased to see the Beano still making Barry Cryer jokes
Minnie the Minx comic featuring a town crier called Barry who looks like Barry Cryer
May 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Went to see A Minecraft Movie and the six trailers that showed were:

How to Train Your Dragon
Jurassic Park Rebirth
Lilo and Stitch
Superman
The Karate Kid
Elio

Four remakes, one sequel and one original story. Thank God for Pixar still, I guess
Elio poster
May 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/apr/28/donald-trump-beware-global-liberal-fightback-canada
Guardian opinion screenshot, doctored to change author's name from Timothy Garton Ash to Scrappy Doo, and with the new subheading "Lemme at em, lemme at em" Headline: Donald Trump, beware - this is what a global liberal fightback looks like Subheading: Lemme at 'em, lemme at em
April 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Is there a more cursed sentence than "There are people that are leveraging Christianity to get closer to Peter Thiel"?
VANITY FAIR GOD COMPLEX APRIL 2025 ISSUE Christianity Was "Borderline Illegal" in Silicon Valley. Now It's the New Religion Believers like Garry Tan are flipping the script in the venture capital world, making faith matter just as much as the ability to turn a fortune. Says one entrepreneur, "There are people that are leveraging Christianity to get closer to Peter Thiel." BY ZOÈ BERNARD MARCH 20, 2025
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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It was ever thus
MUSÉE DES BEAUX ARTS by W.H. Auden About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters: how well they understood Its human position; how it takes place While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along; How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting For the miraculous birth, there always must be Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating On a pond at the edge of the wood: They never forgot That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer's horse Scratches its innocent behind on a tree. In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry, But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky, Had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.
April 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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RIP Clem Burke, one of the absolute greats
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Nominate Your Local Heroes for the 2025 Make a Difference Awards BBC teams across England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are calling on audiences to nominate their local heroes for the Make a Difference Awards, which will span the entire UK for the first time
March 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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These rejected Overground line names are good not bad https://www.londoncentric.media/p/the-rejected-london-overground-line
• Lovers Rock line: "Celebrating a subgenre of reggae music that emerged in the 1970s. The Eve Studios in Brockley helped establish the sound. Created by London's Caribbean community, it is known for its romantic sound and content, and aimed to show the humanity of Black Britons." • Keskidee line: "Founded in 1971, the Keskidee Arts Centre was Britain's first arts centre for the Black community. Located near Caledonian Road & Barnsbury station, the project was initiated by Guyanese architect and cultural activist Oscar Abrams to provide cultural activities for the West Indian community." • Garrud line: "Edith Garrud was the first British female jujitsu teacher and one of the first female martial arts instructors in the western world. She was a supporter of women's suffrage and joined the Women's Freedom League in 1906, where she set up a self-defence club. Garrud trained the Women's Social and Political Union in self- defence techniques to protect its leaders from violence."
March 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM