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Dear Lord I could use a good laugh. Trying extra hard not to be miserable. Mother to Kid of the Perpetual Eyeroll.
Would rather not.
Would rather not.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
By emesis bag I mean these things, cos they designed to be leak proof and right shape for arms.
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
By emesis bag I mean these things, cos they designed to be leak proof and right shape for arms.
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Youngest's school sent me an email cos he didn't attend spirituality day (lmao) along with many others & they got mad butthurt. I wrote & sent a reply, despite them making it no reply, sent it to eldest Kid to proofread. This was her critique, of my email in the first and the school in the second.
August 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Youngest's school sent me an email cos he didn't attend spirituality day (lmao) along with many others & they got mad butthurt. I wrote & sent a reply, despite them making it no reply, sent it to eldest Kid to proofread. This was her critique, of my email in the first and the school in the second.
The King commandeth you
August 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The King commandeth you
There’s a story attached to every one of my votes and that’s how they made it in.
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
There’s a story attached to every one of my votes and that’s how they made it in.
Thought I’d idly open another as I wait for other kid to get ready for school. Sharing cos it gives better idea of what kid is like. And tmi about me too.
“Double C-section queen. Set up prime to MacBeth a hoe”
Though I mean, who hopes their kid grows into MacBeth dawg.
“Double C-section queen. Set up prime to MacBeth a hoe”
Though I mean, who hopes their kid grows into MacBeth dawg.
June 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thought I’d idly open another as I wait for other kid to get ready for school. Sharing cos it gives better idea of what kid is like. And tmi about me too.
“Double C-section queen. Set up prime to MacBeth a hoe”
Though I mean, who hopes their kid grows into MacBeth dawg.
“Double C-section queen. Set up prime to MacBeth a hoe”
Though I mean, who hopes their kid grows into MacBeth dawg.
Today’s note of gratitude from teen for the lessons I’ve “taught” her (laughable, cos this one has wisdom that far surpasses mine).
“No boy colours or girl colours, despite 3 year old me’s insistence”
Heh, I also had school change colour-coded reader group from “Flesh”. Cos flesh isn’t one colour
“No boy colours or girl colours, despite 3 year old me’s insistence”
Heh, I also had school change colour-coded reader group from “Flesh”. Cos flesh isn’t one colour
June 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Today’s note of gratitude from teen for the lessons I’ve “taught” her (laughable, cos this one has wisdom that far surpasses mine).
“No boy colours or girl colours, despite 3 year old me’s insistence”
Heh, I also had school change colour-coded reader group from “Flesh”. Cos flesh isn’t one colour
“No boy colours or girl colours, despite 3 year old me’s insistence”
Heh, I also had school change colour-coded reader group from “Flesh”. Cos flesh isn’t one colour
My rainy day listening saw me raiding the CD collection.
I’d forgotten how devastating and gorgeous Heather Nova’s Oyster is.
Illinoise seems light years away from Carrie and Lowell, but has its moments.
Rebecca Barnard on a Stephen Cummings album elevates it.
I’d forgotten how devastating and gorgeous Heather Nova’s Oyster is.
Illinoise seems light years away from Carrie and Lowell, but has its moments.
Rebecca Barnard on a Stephen Cummings album elevates it.
June 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My rainy day listening saw me raiding the CD collection.
I’d forgotten how devastating and gorgeous Heather Nova’s Oyster is.
Illinoise seems light years away from Carrie and Lowell, but has its moments.
Rebecca Barnard on a Stephen Cummings album elevates it.
I’d forgotten how devastating and gorgeous Heather Nova’s Oyster is.
Illinoise seems light years away from Carrie and Lowell, but has its moments.
Rebecca Barnard on a Stephen Cummings album elevates it.
My kid crocheted this Stardew Valley inspired bag and filled it with little notes of gratitude for my birthday. I thought I’d share as I open them.
“Raised on pop culture references from the last century with absolutely no context. A brilliant parenting tactic. 10/10”
“Raised on pop culture references from the last century with absolutely no context. A brilliant parenting tactic. 10/10”
May 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My kid crocheted this Stardew Valley inspired bag and filled it with little notes of gratitude for my birthday. I thought I’d share as I open them.
“Raised on pop culture references from the last century with absolutely no context. A brilliant parenting tactic. 10/10”
“Raised on pop culture references from the last century with absolutely no context. A brilliant parenting tactic. 10/10”
“Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number by Aaliyah Ft Norry”
Kudos to the student who got this through as his yearbook quote. Norry was the teacher relieved of duty during the year for partying with students on weekends, but mostly for sleeping with a Year 12 student.
Kudos to the student who got this through as his yearbook quote. Norry was the teacher relieved of duty during the year for partying with students on weekends, but mostly for sleeping with a Year 12 student.
April 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number by Aaliyah Ft Norry”
Kudos to the student who got this through as his yearbook quote. Norry was the teacher relieved of duty during the year for partying with students on weekends, but mostly for sleeping with a Year 12 student.
Kudos to the student who got this through as his yearbook quote. Norry was the teacher relieved of duty during the year for partying with students on weekends, but mostly for sleeping with a Year 12 student.
Look, I was loathe to say because it paints a picture but yes.
February 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Look, I was loathe to say because it paints a picture but yes.
‘You’ll be visited by three spirits.’
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
‘You’ll be visited by three spirits.’
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Name a game you have 100+ hours in
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Name a game you have 100+ hours in
Kid of the Perpetual Eyeroll had to wear school uniform for all her Yr 12 exams, except for the Japanese Oral. For this they were encouraged to dress as themselves as the assessors judge the conversation topic based partly on appearance.
Me: “What does this outfit say?”
Kid: “No sports questions”
Me: “What does this outfit say?”
Kid: “No sports questions”
November 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Kid of the Perpetual Eyeroll had to wear school uniform for all her Yr 12 exams, except for the Japanese Oral. For this they were encouraged to dress as themselves as the assessors judge the conversation topic based partly on appearance.
Me: “What does this outfit say?”
Kid: “No sports questions”
Me: “What does this outfit say?”
Kid: “No sports questions”