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February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Tom Homan Demands ICE Agents Return Their Signing Bonuses to Him in Paper Bag
The border czar instructed them to place $50,000 into a paper bag from the restaurant chain Cava.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole
Tom Homan said he would assume Greg Bovino's post but not his helmet.
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January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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God Punishes Trump by Turning US into Greenland
The Almighty declared, “Prayers answered, jerkwad.”
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January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, “We saw his letter to me as a cry for help.”
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January 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Greenland Suggests Trump Acquire Epstein’s Island Instead
“Epstein’s island is bound to stir many happy memories for him," a Greenlandic government spokesman said.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller
“He’d like to meet Mrs. Miller as well," a Greenlandic government spokesman said.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM