Well it's important to remember the cultural context that for a long time the Metroid folks misunderstood what a "Bounty Hunter" was and Nintendo treated it as another term for like, adventurer/hero. The japanese team literally describe her as motherly and altruistic, doing it for humanity not money

Happy Birthday Ranger!!

went to an arcade awhile back and got the high score on their dig dig and I only finally died because I made myself laugh thinking "it's okay they reformed" right before a rock fell on a pooka without me meaning to do that

Hell yeah, been my brand of choice for 15 years now, best rice for spam musubi by farrrrrr

(Honest question, you ever have a raw egg yolk over rice fresh out of the cooker? It whips ass with a lil soy sauce and pepper)

had quite the giggle, I did

A tale as old as time..

So hey first time I read this I thought it said worked and didn't question it, get back here and elaborate on what you mean by you used to hang out at a funeral home