The Plague taught me a lot of lessons about humanity.

I had no idea that almost a decade later, it would teach me all about a plague that hasn't happened yet.

Now the funds from selling designed shirts also gives enough funds for the organizers to buy 1,000 piece candy bags from Costco for some of the stations because around 1,000 kids / adults come through

So, during COVID, my wife led some folks in creating a massive outdoor trick or treat. They put up a Google form and encouraged people to put out stations, with a gift prize money for the best station. Posters go up throughout the neighborhood two or three weeks before with a cool design

18 saves and four conceded is a brutal day out for a goalkeeper

Star Trek: CCG or nothing

That's an "I'm just here so I don't get fined" clap from Bruno

And to every answer they give:
"are you sure?"
"...mhmm."

If he comes home from therapy one day with an accurate description of how my shortcomings led to his trauma, I'll ask him if it was really me, or if it was the person who told him squirrels aren't real

I have double checked and he is not on reddit or truth social (he is 23 months old)

My wife and I have been a united front: squirrels exist. What outside influence has been whispering to him that we're lying, and there's no such thing as a squirrel?

"send him back on and tell him he's Messi"

NYC is sneaking their way towards it
gothamist.com/news/gov-hoc...

I immediately thought of the "girl explaining" meme

It's the next sentence that gets me: "doing exactly the same thing we did before would defy logic"