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IncredibleFish🔞
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I write smut.
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nicoffee.bsky.social
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Portal Status: Active Orgasm detected! Dimensions: 16.3''/3.4'' Liquid Volume: 0.2 gal vvvv Sperm Count: ~200 mil. vvvv Pleasure Level: 100/100 !!! Gracie: F-Fucking...! Martha: Gluck, mnnn...You and your friends have fun, baby. I've got some fun to have myself. Portal Status: Active Growth Detected: Updating... Dimensions: 18.8''/3.9'' ^^ Liquid Volume: 2.8 gal ^^ Sperm Count: ~1.598 tr. ^^ Pleasure Level: 36/100 ^^ Pandy: [Yapping] Gracie: Mh-hm... Aether F-Machine MK III Originally made to assist in *** breeding, this fucking machine can be coupled with several different Aether products. It comes with five speed levels, ranging from *** to ***. Portal Status: Active Growth Detected: Updating... Dimensions: 20.5''/4.2'' ^^ Liquid Volume: 3.3 gal ^^vv? Sperm Count: ~2.728 tr. ^^vv? Pleasure Level: 100/100 !!! Paris: And that's when I- ...Gracie, are you alright? You look a bit red. Gracie: Huh...? Oh uh...Yeah. Sorry, what were you saying? Portal Status: Active Warning! Overflow! Updating... Dimensions: 22.7''/4.7'' ^^ Liquid Volume: 3.3 gal ^^^^ Sperm Count: ~2.728 tr. ^^ Pleasure Level: 324/100 #ERR Pandy: Uh...Gracie? Gracie: ...Hnn? Paris: ...Isn't that like the third lemonade you've had? Gracie: ...Thirsty.
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
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Three hours later... Portal Status: Error! Type updated: ??? Updating... Dimensions: 26.2''/5.7'' ^^ Liquid Volume: 8.1 gal ^^^^^^ Sperm Count: ~18.3 tr. ^^^^^^ Pleasure Level: 564/100 #ERR Gracie: Finally home...Fuck, I can smell the incense from here. Is that idiot just hotboxing herself in there?! Martha: Hah~~ Battery depleted! Martha: ...Ugh, already? Well I guess it's been like 8 hours. Oh well, I wonder if Gracie is- Gracie: I'm home. Martha: Wh-Huh?! Gracie: And you're in trouble.
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
incrediblefish.bsky.social
A classic. I view this image every so often to remind myself of her and the dangers posed by being an Edelgard fan.

As an aside, the first time I saw this post, I was still cis... ah, how young and foolish I was. That was before She got to me.
June 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
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September 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM