incorrect wrassling quotes
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for the gremlin in all of us.
"the earth is round" - aj styles, probably
"the earth is round" - aj styles, probably
tatum: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
izzi, not looking up from her book: spear.
tatum: BLOCKED.
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izzi, not looking up from her book: spear.
tatum: BLOCKED.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
tatum: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
izzi, not looking up from her book: spear.
tatum: BLOCKED.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
izzi, not looking up from her book: spear.
tatum: BLOCKED.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
liv: sasalele...?
rhea: you idiot, it says sale sale
iyo: sasalele...?
rhea: yes babe, it's sasalele!
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rhea: you idiot, it says sale sale
iyo: sasalele...?
rhea: yes babe, it's sasalele!
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
liv: sasalele...?
rhea: you idiot, it says sale sale
iyo: sasalele...?
rhea: yes babe, it's sasalele!
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
rhea: you idiot, it says sale sale
iyo: sasalele...?
rhea: yes babe, it's sasalele!
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
damian: when i was young, i left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. i'm not proud of it.
r-truth: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.
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r-truth: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
damian: when i was young, i left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. i'm not proud of it.
r-truth: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
r-truth: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
becky: what is love?
seth: an emotional minefield
bronson: a neurochemical reaction
bron: BABY DONT HURT ME-
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seth: an emotional minefield
bronson: a neurochemical reaction
bron: BABY DONT HURT ME-
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
becky: what is love?
seth: an emotional minefield
bronson: a neurochemical reaction
bron: BABY DONT HURT ME-
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
seth: an emotional minefield
bronson: a neurochemical reaction
bron: BABY DONT HURT ME-
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
jey: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.
roman: wasn’t jimmy with you?
jimmy: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.
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roman: wasn’t jimmy with you?
jimmy: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
jey: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.
roman: wasn’t jimmy with you?
jimmy: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
roman: wasn’t jimmy with you?
jimmy: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
liv: she's broken because she believed
rhea: he's ok because he lied
dom: sbren sbeve
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rhea: he's ok because he lied
dom: sbren sbeve
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September 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
liv: she's broken because she believed
rhea: he's ok because he lied
dom: sbren sbeve
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rhea: he's ok because he lied
dom: sbren sbeve
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
toni: i find it very unseemly of julia to start dating again. isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
mariah: die. let's find out.
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mariah: die. let's find out.
🤼 #aew #wrestlesky
September 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
toni: i find it very unseemly of julia to start dating again. isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
mariah: die. let's find out.
🤼 #aew #wrestlesky
mariah: die. let's find out.
🤼 #aew #wrestlesky
bayley: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
iyo: i’m a knife
dakota: she's a little spoon
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iyo: i’m a knife
dakota: she's a little spoon
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
bayley: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
iyo: i’m a knife
dakota: she's a little spoon
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iyo: i’m a knife
dakota: she's a little spoon
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
*chelsea, piper, and alba are sitting on a bench*
ethan: why do you guys look so sad?
chelsea: sit down with us so we can tell you.
*ethan sits down*
piper: the bench is freshly painted.
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ethan: why do you guys look so sad?
chelsea: sit down with us so we can tell you.
*ethan sits down*
piper: the bench is freshly painted.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
*chelsea, piper, and alba are sitting on a bench*
ethan: why do you guys look so sad?
chelsea: sit down with us so we can tell you.
*ethan sits down*
piper: the bench is freshly painted.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
ethan: why do you guys look so sad?
chelsea: sit down with us so we can tell you.
*ethan sits down*
piper: the bench is freshly painted.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
roxy: so, what’s it like dating liv?
dom: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
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dom: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
roxy: so, what’s it like dating liv?
dom: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
dom: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
iyo: i have cat like reflexes
bayley: prove it
iyo: *points to a cat*
iyo: i like that cat
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bayley: prove it
iyo: *points to a cat*
iyo: i like that cat
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
iyo: i have cat like reflexes
bayley: prove it
iyo: *points to a cat*
iyo: i like that cat
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky
bayley: prove it
iyo: *points to a cat*
iyo: i like that cat
🤼 #wwe #wrestlesky