Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬
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Incorrect quotes, memes, and jokes attributed to Cloud and Tifa, the iconic, canon pairing of Final Fantasy VII. Parody account for fun only.
Cloud: Want to play the kissing booth game?
Tifa: That’s not how kissing booths work.
Cloud: It is if we’re the only ones in line.
Tifa: …You’re gonna make me fall in love with you again.
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Tifa: That’s not how kissing booths work.
Cloud: It is if we’re the only ones in line.
Tifa: …You’re gonna make me fall in love with you again.
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July 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cloud: Want to play the kissing booth game?
Tifa: That’s not how kissing booths work.
Cloud: It is if we’re the only ones in line.
Tifa: …You’re gonna make me fall in love with you again.
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Tifa: That’s not how kissing booths work.
Cloud: It is if we’re the only ones in line.
Tifa: …You’re gonna make me fall in love with you again.
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Cloud: I won you this giant chocobo.
Tifa: You spent 800 gil on rigged ring toss.
Cloud: You smiled when you hugged it. Worth it. Would do again.
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Tifa: You spent 800 gil on rigged ring toss.
Cloud: You smiled when you hugged it. Worth it. Would do again.
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July 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Cloud: I won you this giant chocobo.
Tifa: You spent 800 gil on rigged ring toss.
Cloud: You smiled when you hugged it. Worth it. Would do again.
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Tifa: You spent 800 gil on rigged ring toss.
Cloud: You smiled when you hugged it. Worth it. Would do again.
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Tifa: You said you’d help me clean.
Cloud: I was helping.
Tifa: You passed out on the hammock and trapped me under your arm.
Cloud: Teamwork.
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Cloud: I was helping.
Tifa: You passed out on the hammock and trapped me under your arm.
Cloud: Teamwork.
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July 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Tifa: You said you’d help me clean.
Cloud: I was helping.
Tifa: You passed out on the hammock and trapped me under your arm.
Cloud: Teamwork.
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Cloud: I was helping.
Tifa: You passed out on the hammock and trapped me under your arm.
Cloud: Teamwork.
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Tifa: I didn’t even do anything today.
Cloud: You existed. That’s enough.
Tifa: That’s not how this works.
Cloud: [kissing her temple] It is in my heart.
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Cloud: You existed. That’s enough.
Tifa: That’s not how this works.
Cloud: [kissing her temple] It is in my heart.
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July 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tifa: I didn’t even do anything today.
Cloud: You existed. That’s enough.
Tifa: That’s not how this works.
Cloud: [kissing her temple] It is in my heart.
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Cloud: You existed. That’s enough.
Tifa: That’s not how this works.
Cloud: [kissing her temple] It is in my heart.
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Tifa: Why are you looking at me like that?
Cloud: You fit so perfectly here. In my arms.
Tifa: You’re gonna make me cry.
Cloud: Good. Then I get to hold you closer.
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Cloud: You fit so perfectly here. In my arms.
Tifa: You’re gonna make me cry.
Cloud: Good. Then I get to hold you closer.
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June 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tifa: Why are you looking at me like that?
Cloud: You fit so perfectly here. In my arms.
Tifa: You’re gonna make me cry.
Cloud: Good. Then I get to hold you closer.
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Cloud: You fit so perfectly here. In my arms.
Tifa: You’re gonna make me cry.
Cloud: Good. Then I get to hold you closer.
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Tifa: Cloud, why are you laying on top of me like a weighted blanket?
Cloud: You looked emotionally unstable and I panicked.
Tifa: You’re not light, you know.
Cloud: [already nuzzling in] I’m emotionally grounding.
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Cloud: You looked emotionally unstable and I panicked.
Tifa: You’re not light, you know.
Cloud: [already nuzzling in] I’m emotionally grounding.
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June 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Tifa: Cloud, why are you laying on top of me like a weighted blanket?
Cloud: You looked emotionally unstable and I panicked.
Tifa: You’re not light, you know.
Cloud: [already nuzzling in] I’m emotionally grounding.
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Cloud: You looked emotionally unstable and I panicked.
Tifa: You’re not light, you know.
Cloud: [already nuzzling in] I’m emotionally grounding.
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Cloud: I cleaned the whole house.
Tifa: You didn’t have to!
Cloud: You smiled at me this morning and I blacked out and now the floors are sparkling.
Tifa: You love me that much?
Cloud: …I mopped the ceiling.
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Tifa: You didn’t have to!
Cloud: You smiled at me this morning and I blacked out and now the floors are sparkling.
Tifa: You love me that much?
Cloud: …I mopped the ceiling.
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June 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Cloud: I cleaned the whole house.
Tifa: You didn’t have to!
Cloud: You smiled at me this morning and I blacked out and now the floors are sparkling.
Tifa: You love me that much?
Cloud: …I mopped the ceiling.
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Tifa: You didn’t have to!
Cloud: You smiled at me this morning and I blacked out and now the floors are sparkling.
Tifa: You love me that much?
Cloud: …I mopped the ceiling.
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Tifa: Cloud… are you asleep?
Cloud: [absolutely not asleep, holding her tighter] …mm.
Tifa: You just squeezed my waist.
Cloud: [fake-sleep voice] Muscle reflex. You're comforting. Don’t move.
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Cloud: [absolutely not asleep, holding her tighter] …mm.
Tifa: You just squeezed my waist.
Cloud: [fake-sleep voice] Muscle reflex. You're comforting. Don’t move.
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June 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tifa: Cloud… are you asleep?
Cloud: [absolutely not asleep, holding her tighter] …mm.
Tifa: You just squeezed my waist.
Cloud: [fake-sleep voice] Muscle reflex. You're comforting. Don’t move.
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Cloud: [absolutely not asleep, holding her tighter] …mm.
Tifa: You just squeezed my waist.
Cloud: [fake-sleep voice] Muscle reflex. You're comforting. Don’t move.
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Tifa: Morning.
Cloud: [already awake, staring at her like she's a sunrise]
Tifa: …Are you okay?
Cloud: I’ve been trying not to cry for twenty minutes. You’re so pretty when you sleep.
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Cloud: [already awake, staring at her like she's a sunrise]
Tifa: …Are you okay?
Cloud: I’ve been trying not to cry for twenty minutes. You’re so pretty when you sleep.
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June 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tifa: Morning.
Cloud: [already awake, staring at her like she's a sunrise]
Tifa: …Are you okay?
Cloud: I’ve been trying not to cry for twenty minutes. You’re so pretty when you sleep.
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Cloud: [already awake, staring at her like she's a sunrise]
Tifa: …Are you okay?
Cloud: I’ve been trying not to cry for twenty minutes. You’re so pretty when you sleep.
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Cloud: You drooled on my arm.
Tifa: That’s fair. You talked in your sleep.
Cloud: I did?
Tifa: You said, “Don’t touch her, she’s mine.”
Cloud: [goes completely still] That… tracks.
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Tifa: That’s fair. You talked in your sleep.
Cloud: I did?
Tifa: You said, “Don’t touch her, she’s mine.”
Cloud: [goes completely still] That… tracks.
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June 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cloud: You drooled on my arm.
Tifa: That’s fair. You talked in your sleep.
Cloud: I did?
Tifa: You said, “Don’t touch her, she’s mine.”
Cloud: [goes completely still] That… tracks.
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Tifa: That’s fair. You talked in your sleep.
Cloud: I did?
Tifa: You said, “Don’t touch her, she’s mine.”
Cloud: [goes completely still] That… tracks.
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Tifa: You don’t have to be jealous.
Cloud: I’m not jealous.
Tifa: You just pulled me into your lap in front of an entire market.
Cloud: [muttering] Territorial instincts activated. Sorry.
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Cloud: I’m not jealous.
Tifa: You just pulled me into your lap in front of an entire market.
Cloud: [muttering] Territorial instincts activated. Sorry.
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June 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tifa: You don’t have to be jealous.
Cloud: I’m not jealous.
Tifa: You just pulled me into your lap in front of an entire market.
Cloud: [muttering] Territorial instincts activated. Sorry.
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Cloud: I’m not jealous.
Tifa: You just pulled me into your lap in front of an entire market.
Cloud: [muttering] Territorial instincts activated. Sorry.
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Tifa: You’re staring again.
Cloud: [quiet] I’m trying to figure out how I got this lucky.
Tifa: I’m literally wearing mismatched socks.
Cloud: Yeah. And I’ve never seen anything more perfect.
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Cloud: [quiet] I’m trying to figure out how I got this lucky.
Tifa: I’m literally wearing mismatched socks.
Cloud: Yeah. And I’ve never seen anything more perfect.
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June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tifa: You’re staring again.
Cloud: [quiet] I’m trying to figure out how I got this lucky.
Tifa: I’m literally wearing mismatched socks.
Cloud: Yeah. And I’ve never seen anything more perfect.
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Cloud: [quiet] I’m trying to figure out how I got this lucky.
Tifa: I’m literally wearing mismatched socks.
Cloud: Yeah. And I’ve never seen anything more perfect.
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Tifa: Goodnight, Cloud.
Cloud: [softly] Wait, one more thing.
Tifa: Yes, Cloud?
Cloud: Just needed to hear you say my name one more time.
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Cloud: [softly] Wait, one more thing.
Tifa: Yes, Cloud?
Cloud: Just needed to hear you say my name one more time.
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June 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tifa: Goodnight, Cloud.
Cloud: [softly] Wait, one more thing.
Tifa: Yes, Cloud?
Cloud: Just needed to hear you say my name one more time.
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Cloud: [softly] Wait, one more thing.
Tifa: Yes, Cloud?
Cloud: Just needed to hear you say my name one more time.
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Tifa: You brought me tea, turned down the bed, fluffed the pillows...
Cloud: [serious] Your peace is my mission.
Tifa: You’re ridiculous.
Cloud: [whispers] Ridiculously in love with you.
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Cloud: [serious] Your peace is my mission.
Tifa: You’re ridiculous.
Cloud: [whispers] Ridiculously in love with you.
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May 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tifa: You brought me tea, turned down the bed, fluffed the pillows...
Cloud: [serious] Your peace is my mission.
Tifa: You’re ridiculous.
Cloud: [whispers] Ridiculously in love with you.
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Cloud: [serious] Your peace is my mission.
Tifa: You’re ridiculous.
Cloud: [whispers] Ridiculously in love with you.
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Tifa: You okay? You’re kinda fidgety.
Cloud: I’m trying to fall asleep but you keep breathing all soft and beautiful.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: It’s distracting. Stop being gorgeous in my bed challenge.
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Cloud: I’m trying to fall asleep but you keep breathing all soft and beautiful.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: It’s distracting. Stop being gorgeous in my bed challenge.
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May 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tifa: You okay? You’re kinda fidgety.
Cloud: I’m trying to fall asleep but you keep breathing all soft and beautiful.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: It’s distracting. Stop being gorgeous in my bed challenge.
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Cloud: I’m trying to fall asleep but you keep breathing all soft and beautiful.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: It’s distracting. Stop being gorgeous in my bed challenge.
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Tifa: You can sleep on your side, you know.
Cloud: [wrapped around her like a blanket] I am on my side. Your side.
Tifa: Cloud…
Cloud: Shhh. I’m being cozy and emotionally available.
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Cloud: [wrapped around her like a blanket] I am on my side. Your side.
Tifa: Cloud…
Cloud: Shhh. I’m being cozy and emotionally available.
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May 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tifa: You can sleep on your side, you know.
Cloud: [wrapped around her like a blanket] I am on my side. Your side.
Tifa: Cloud…
Cloud: Shhh. I’m being cozy and emotionally available.
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Cloud: [wrapped around her like a blanket] I am on my side. Your side.
Tifa: Cloud…
Cloud: Shhh. I’m being cozy and emotionally available.
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Tifa: You’re pouting.
Cloud: I am resting my face.
Tifa: You’re pouting because I stopped stroking your hair.
Cloud: [pointedly silent]
Tifa: [already petting him again] You big baby.
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Cloud: I am resting my face.
Tifa: You’re pouting because I stopped stroking your hair.
Cloud: [pointedly silent]
Tifa: [already petting him again] You big baby.
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May 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tifa: You’re pouting.
Cloud: I am resting my face.
Tifa: You’re pouting because I stopped stroking your hair.
Cloud: [pointedly silent]
Tifa: [already petting him again] You big baby.
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Cloud: I am resting my face.
Tifa: You’re pouting because I stopped stroking your hair.
Cloud: [pointedly silent]
Tifa: [already petting him again] You big baby.
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Tifa: Why are you staring at me like that?
Cloud: [very serious] I’m just overwhelmed by how you're real.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: Like you exist. In my actual life. On my actual couch.
Tifa: I’ve literally lived here for three years.
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Cloud: [very serious] I’m just overwhelmed by how you're real.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: Like you exist. In my actual life. On my actual couch.
Tifa: I’ve literally lived here for three years.
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May 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Tifa: Why are you staring at me like that?
Cloud: [very serious] I’m just overwhelmed by how you're real.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: Like you exist. In my actual life. On my actual couch.
Tifa: I’ve literally lived here for three years.
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Cloud: [very serious] I’m just overwhelmed by how you're real.
Tifa: …Cloud.
Cloud: Like you exist. In my actual life. On my actual couch.
Tifa: I’ve literally lived here for three years.
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Cloud: [carrying groceries] I got you that chocolate you like.
Tifa: You remembered?
Cloud: [avoiding eye contact] I remember everything about you.
Tifa: [blushing] …Even the embarrassing stuff?
Cloud: Especially that.
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Tifa: You remembered?
Cloud: [avoiding eye contact] I remember everything about you.
Tifa: [blushing] …Even the embarrassing stuff?
Cloud: Especially that.
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May 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cloud: [carrying groceries] I got you that chocolate you like.
Tifa: You remembered?
Cloud: [avoiding eye contact] I remember everything about you.
Tifa: [blushing] …Even the embarrassing stuff?
Cloud: Especially that.
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Tifa: You remembered?
Cloud: [avoiding eye contact] I remember everything about you.
Tifa: [blushing] …Even the embarrassing stuff?
Cloud: Especially that.
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Tifa: You don’t have to impress me.
Cloud: I know. [long pause] I’m doing it for me. I want to be the kind of man you deserve.
Tifa: [melts into the floor]
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Cloud: I know. [long pause] I’m doing it for me. I want to be the kind of man you deserve.
Tifa: [melts into the floor]
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May 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Tifa: You don’t have to impress me.
Cloud: I know. [long pause] I’m doing it for me. I want to be the kind of man you deserve.
Tifa: [melts into the floor]
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Cloud: I know. [long pause] I’m doing it for me. I want to be the kind of man you deserve.
Tifa: [melts into the floor]
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Cloud: You’re cold.
Tifa: How do you know?
Cloud: You do this little… scrunchy face when you’re cold.
Tifa: [blinking, smiling] You really pay attention, huh?
Cloud: [quietly] Only to you.
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Tifa: How do you know?
Cloud: You do this little… scrunchy face when you’re cold.
Tifa: [blinking, smiling] You really pay attention, huh?
Cloud: [quietly] Only to you.
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May 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Cloud: You’re cold.
Tifa: How do you know?
Cloud: You do this little… scrunchy face when you’re cold.
Tifa: [blinking, smiling] You really pay attention, huh?
Cloud: [quietly] Only to you.
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Tifa: How do you know?
Cloud: You do this little… scrunchy face when you’re cold.
Tifa: [blinking, smiling] You really pay attention, huh?
Cloud: [quietly] Only to you.
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