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connie, while under cover in Marley: I’m a scientist.
Marleyan: A scientist? What kind?
connie: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Marleyan: What's your field of study?
connie: Science.
Marleyan: A scientist? What kind?
connie: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Marleyan: What's your field of study?
connie: Science.
November 20, 2023 at 6:38 AM
connie, while under cover in Marley: I’m a scientist.
Marleyan: A scientist? What kind?
connie: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Marleyan: What's your field of study?
connie: Science.
Marleyan: A scientist? What kind?
connie: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Marleyan: What's your field of study?
connie: Science.
mikasa: Let’s stop saying butthurt, we aren’t 12 anymore.
floch: You sound a little asstroubled
jean: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
eren: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
levi, under his breath: Bum bummed.
floch: You sound a little asstroubled
jean: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
eren: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
levi, under his breath: Bum bummed.
November 20, 2023 at 6:31 AM
mikasa: Let’s stop saying butthurt, we aren’t 12 anymore.
floch: You sound a little asstroubled
jean: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
eren: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
levi, under his breath: Bum bummed.
floch: You sound a little asstroubled
jean: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
eren: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
levi, under his breath: Bum bummed.
levi: You need to eat healthier.
eren: No.
levi: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.
armin: Oh my god.
levi: From bullet wounds.
eren: That sounds unrelated.
levi: I shot the gun. Do not disobey me.
eren: No.
levi: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.
armin: Oh my god.
levi: From bullet wounds.
eren: That sounds unrelated.
levi: I shot the gun. Do not disobey me.
November 20, 2023 at 6:29 AM
levi: You need to eat healthier.
eren: No.
levi: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.
armin: Oh my god.
levi: From bullet wounds.
eren: That sounds unrelated.
levi: I shot the gun. Do not disobey me.
eren: No.
levi: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.
armin: Oh my god.
levi: From bullet wounds.
eren: That sounds unrelated.
levi: I shot the gun. Do not disobey me.
eren: I don’t have “anger issues”, you guys make me angry and that’s the issue.
November 20, 2023 at 6:25 AM
eren: I don’t have “anger issues”, you guys make me angry and that’s the issue.
levi: What’s sexting?
jean: I'm not having this conversation with you.
jean: I'm not having this conversation with you.
November 16, 2023 at 2:23 AM
levi: What’s sexting?
jean: I'm not having this conversation with you.
jean: I'm not having this conversation with you.
jean: Heh, eren sneezes like a girl.
eren: How about I pound you like a boy?
eren: That didn’t come out right.
eren: How about I pound you like a boy?
eren: That didn’t come out right.
November 16, 2023 at 2:07 AM
jean: Heh, eren sneezes like a girl.
eren: How about I pound you like a boy?
eren: That didn’t come out right.
eren: How about I pound you like a boy?
eren: That didn’t come out right.
levi: It doesn’t have a bone.
connie: Then why is it called a boner?
connie: Then why is it called a boner?
November 16, 2023 at 2:06 AM
levi: It doesn’t have a bone.
connie: Then why is it called a boner?
connie: Then why is it called a boner?
armin: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
November 16, 2023 at 2:05 AM
armin: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
armin: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
levi: Can everyone in this godforsaken squad please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
eren: Ya know... it might be.
levi: Can everyone in this godforsaken squad please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
eren: Ya know... it might be.
November 16, 2023 at 2:00 AM
armin: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
levi: Can everyone in this godforsaken squad please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
eren: Ya know... it might be.
levi: Can everyone in this godforsaken squad please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
eren: Ya know... it might be.
floch, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
November 13, 2023 at 11:53 PM
floch, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
eren: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, mikasa?
mikasa: Oh, eren. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
eren: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
mikasa: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
mikasa: Oh, eren. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
eren: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
mikasa: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
November 13, 2023 at 11:52 PM
eren: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, mikasa?
mikasa: Oh, eren. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
eren: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
mikasa: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
mikasa: Oh, eren. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
eren: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
mikasa: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
armin: floch, we tried things your way.
floch: No, we didn't.
armin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
floch: No, we didn't.
armin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
November 13, 2023 at 11:48 PM
armin: floch, we tried things your way.
floch: No, we didn't.
armin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
floch: No, we didn't.
armin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
levi: Why are you on fire?
armin: This is just how my day is going.
armin: This is just how my day is going.
November 13, 2023 at 11:47 PM
levi: Why are you on fire?
armin: This is just how my day is going.
armin: This is just how my day is going.
mikasa: Let’s not eren this into a worse situation than it already is.
eren: Did you just use my name as a verb?
eren: Did you just use my name as a verb?
November 13, 2023 at 11:47 PM
mikasa: Let’s not eren this into a worse situation than it already is.
eren: Did you just use my name as a verb?
eren: Did you just use my name as a verb?
jean: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when connie ate an entire tube of lipstick.
connie, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
connie, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
November 13, 2023 at 11:46 PM
jean: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when connie ate an entire tube of lipstick.
connie, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
connie, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
connie: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
armin: No, that's not how u make cookies.
jean: floor it.
floch: How about 4000000 degrees for 1 second?
levi: UR GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
armin: No, that's not how u make cookies.
jean: floor it.
floch: How about 4000000 degrees for 1 second?
levi: UR GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
November 13, 2023 at 11:45 PM
connie: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
armin: No, that's not how u make cookies.
jean: floor it.
floch: How about 4000000 degrees for 1 second?
levi: UR GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
armin: No, that's not how u make cookies.
jean: floor it.
floch: How about 4000000 degrees for 1 second?
levi: UR GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
armin, pointing a camera at jean: There he is, our sweet baby.
jean, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
jean, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
November 13, 2023 at 11:41 PM
armin, pointing a camera at jean: There he is, our sweet baby.
jean, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
jean, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
eren: Don’t you have any dignity, connie?
connie: Uh, no.
connie: Uh, no.
November 13, 2023 at 11:39 PM
eren: Don’t you have any dignity, connie?
connie: Uh, no.
connie: Uh, no.
mikasa: Do you cook?
connie: I made a cake once.
armin: Yeah, it was good.
connie: Really?
armin: Don’t make me lie twice, connie.
connie: I made a cake once.
armin: Yeah, it was good.
connie: Really?
armin: Don’t make me lie twice, connie.
November 13, 2023 at 11:38 PM
mikasa: Do you cook?
connie: I made a cake once.
armin: Yeah, it was good.
connie: Really?
armin: Don’t make me lie twice, connie.
connie: I made a cake once.
armin: Yeah, it was good.
connie: Really?
armin: Don’t make me lie twice, connie.
armin: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
floch: But what if something else happens just this one time.
floch: But what if something else happens just this one time.
November 11, 2023 at 8:40 PM
armin: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
floch: But what if something else happens just this one time.
floch: But what if something else happens just this one time.
armin: What are your three best qualities?
eren: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
eren: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
November 11, 2023 at 8:30 PM
armin: What are your three best qualities?
eren: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
eren: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
connie What does “take out” mean?
mikasa: Food.
jean: Dating.
floch: Murder.
levi: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
mikasa: Food.
jean: Dating.
floch: Murder.
levi: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
November 11, 2023 at 8:29 PM
connie What does “take out” mean?
mikasa: Food.
jean: Dating.
floch: Murder.
levi: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
mikasa: Food.
jean: Dating.
floch: Murder.
levi: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
jean: So what do you have planned for the future?
armin: Lunch.
jean: No, like long term.
armin: Oh...um, dinner?
armin: Lunch.
jean: No, like long term.
armin: Oh...um, dinner?
November 11, 2023 at 8:27 PM
jean: So what do you have planned for the future?
armin: Lunch.
jean: No, like long term.
armin: Oh...um, dinner?
armin: Lunch.
jean: No, like long term.
armin: Oh...um, dinner?
eren: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
November 11, 2023 at 8:26 PM
eren: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
jean: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
November 11, 2023 at 8:25 PM
jean: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.