Just when I thought Republicans couldn't get any worse, now they're threatening my comfort animal? Unforgivable.

As a fellow marine mammal based account I'm ashamed

nice

The "anti-Christian bias" task force is in fact anti-Christian. As a very liberal Christian, my beliefs are primarily centered around empathy and compassion, and I feel deeply ashamed of what these people are doing while claiming to be Christian. Heretics.

just pull the needles out lol

Can we only ban the social media stuff but still let them play games on their phones? Let the slackers slack! (I was the slacker)

IQ is a meaningless number and there's much stronger correlation between lack of fluoride exposure and dental problems in children. I hate this man.

Who are the "innocent citizens" in this case? Just rich people?

Oh shit this is the part where they come for me isn't it

Anyone remember the pilgrims? They were Christians who wanted religious freedom from Christian theocracy, right? And that's like the origin story of this country, right?