opened threads and immediately saw a post from tom brady. not a fan of that app

it's actually really cool that i havent heard anything about tucker carlson since he got fired

the last thing we need in star wars is more stories that are glorified wiki entries. who are the characters? where is the conflict? or is that all secondary to "worldbuilding"

i think good gameplay and art style is more important than graphical fidelity

im looking forward to seeing starfield modders make 4k texture packs and whatnot to make the graphics better and having it bring the strongest pcs to their knees and realizing why the devs chose the graphical quality they did for a game that runs on consoles

people always fail on those "tweet like youre in star wars" type prompts because they're never shitposts

if i was in the star wars universe i would be shitposting so hard trying to convince coruscant normies that one of the jedi trials is the trial of swag.

sparkling americano lowkey the best coffee beverage

scared for the taika waititi star wars movie because he feels like the kinda unfunny guy to take a mean spirited, sarcastic jab at gungans. sarcasm is out, earnestness is in. we like gungans now

oh well back to making jar jar fanart

scrolling through my twitter feed and seeing that all of my tweets were reactionary dunks and realizing im not the poster i thought i was

*werner herzog holding my dessert hostage until i hit the griddy for him voice* i vill eat one tasty morsel every 60 seconds until you do the dance for me

getting stoned and thinking youve had a profound thought: woah dude cereal is like dog food for humans

kellog inventing cereal: Eureka! It's like dog food for humans!

no private accounts, i cant lurk on here like i did on twitter. time to start reposting all my dumbest shitposts i guess