I was at a concert not long ago where one of the performers pulled a fire alarm during intermission thinking it was a light switch, so...could be worse!

they are one of the three plants explicitly forbidden, by name, in our community garden rules (also sunchokes and pot)

(Orsino's still a drip, though.) (And Antonio deserves a better ex-boyfriend.) (And Olivia-Viola-Orsino triad when?)

i am wildly curious about whether it adds exclamation points or takes them away (i assume it doesn’t use them, but also it has never been called a competent bitch in a workplace setting)

if i had been thinking even a second faster (and not, you know, sweating), i could have responded “you can just tell me i’m hot,” but a missed opportunity for all

i have to tell you, though, that this sounds like a perfectly reasonable instance of newton's 3rd to me

"I'm here today with my co-presenters, Amber Waves of Grain"

a definite slap in the face