me: Why do people keep following me on this site?! I rarely post nor communicate with others. So why?

fast food worker: Ma’am, are you going to order anything?

I’m at the point where I can eat something that doesn’t even seem spicy yet my digestive tract will scream like I ate the spiciest food in the world!

My mental health must be in the tank. Why did I think the internet would make me feel better?

1 fish
2 fish
Red fish
Blu- Are all the courses fish? I’ve had enough fish! No, I don’t care what the blue fish tastes like! I should have just ordered the eggs and ham

Ah yes, the familiar stomach ache. What could be the cause this time? Something I ate? Stress? Death rays sent down by the cloud people? We may never know.

I come from the land of soft Ts and even softer Ds.

Helloooo Bluesky! This is my first post and hopefully not the last. Maybe I’ll have a long list of posts. Maybe I’ll make a few posts to haunt my profile like all the other social media profiles! Stay tuned to find out!