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should i make a pumpkin pie even though I don't have cardamom vote now on your phones
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
should i make a pumpkin pie even though I don't have cardamom vote now on your phones
side effect of having a splintered family that doesn't have holiday gatherings anymore is I haven't eaten far too many deviled eggs and ruined my appetite in years
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
side effect of having a splintered family that doesn't have holiday gatherings anymore is I haven't eaten far too many deviled eggs and ruined my appetite in years
i will never not repost chirico is the cheese
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i will never not repost chirico is the cheese
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
*talking to my wife at our wedding* i cant wait to get back home and consummate our marriage...
*cut to me sitting on the bed 6 hours later* ok so we're gonna try that one more time, you sing Derek's part this time, don't forget the harmony at the end again.
*cut to me sitting on the bed 6 hours later* ok so we're gonna try that one more time, you sing Derek's part this time, don't forget the harmony at the end again.
Three Cheers For Five Years
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November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
*talking to my wife at our wedding* i cant wait to get back home and consummate our marriage...
*cut to me sitting on the bed 6 hours later* ok so we're gonna try that one more time, you sing Derek's part this time, don't forget the harmony at the end again.
*cut to me sitting on the bed 6 hours later* ok so we're gonna try that one more time, you sing Derek's part this time, don't forget the harmony at the end again.
i do not know what prompted me to make this
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i do not know what prompted me to make this
all the ways in which culture at large, to the extent that it exists, seems to be regressing to the worst parts of the 90's and 2000's is such a goddamn nightmare I can't even wrap my head around all of it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
all the ways in which culture at large, to the extent that it exists, seems to be regressing to the worst parts of the 90's and 2000's is such a goddamn nightmare I can't even wrap my head around all of it.
the kind of autism where people ask you what your favorite thing is and instead of just naming something you like that comes to mind you gotta take an hour to reflect on everything you've ever enjoyed and decide which one is your absolute favorite above anything else or else you would be lying
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the kind of autism where people ask you what your favorite thing is and instead of just naming something you like that comes to mind you gotta take an hour to reflect on everything you've ever enjoyed and decide which one is your absolute favorite above anything else or else you would be lying
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watching videos of people spatchcocking chickens and I bet if they were still alive that would feel amazing
May 22, 2024 at 9:35 PM
watching videos of people spatchcocking chickens and I bet if they were still alive that would feel amazing
huge touhou fan excited to play one of the games for the first time
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
huge touhou fan excited to play one of the games for the first time
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Tanmay Shah wins in Cleveland City Council Ward 12, besting incumbent Danny Kelly by 9 votes. There will be a recount Dec. 1, but it would be unlikely that it changes the results. signalcleveland.org/cleveland-ci...
Tanmay Shah wins Cleveland Ward 12 race, pending a recount
A self-described democratic socialist, Shah unseated a retired union laborer backed by the mayor and council president.
signalcleveland.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tanmay Shah wins in Cleveland City Council Ward 12, besting incumbent Danny Kelly by 9 votes. There will be a recount Dec. 1, but it would be unlikely that it changes the results. signalcleveland.org/cleveland-ci...
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
i really appreciate the barely controlled lust for her own character that takashima hiromi conveys here. just S+ tier stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i really appreciate the barely controlled lust for her own character that takashima hiromi conveys here. just S+ tier stuff.
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sorry i put this elsewhere but i might as well share it here in case people here need it for future internet arguments
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sorry i put this elsewhere but i might as well share it here in case people here need it for future internet arguments
hiromi takashima.....thank you....
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
hiromi takashima.....thank you....
no one knows the hardship of a chainsaw man who doesn't really care about fight scenes
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
no one knows the hardship of a chainsaw man who doesn't really care about fight scenes
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I forgot mac jones is short for McCorkle
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I forgot mac jones is short for McCorkle
the greatest lie ever told is that nu metal was bad
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the greatest lie ever told is that nu metal was bad
watched this youtube miniseries off the back of a TikTok clip. its like a nightmare blunt rotation but instead it's nightmare con group. I had to pause several times per episode and fast forward through some parts to stop me from wanting to kill myself. pretty neat once you get past that though.
2Kawaii4Comfort (2017)
possibly the most excruciating viewing experience of my life. 7/10
possibly the most excruciating viewing experience of my life. 7/10
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
watched this youtube miniseries off the back of a TikTok clip. its like a nightmare blunt rotation but instead it's nightmare con group. I had to pause several times per episode and fast forward through some parts to stop me from wanting to kill myself. pretty neat once you get past that though.
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
this owns, sports needs more shonen rivalry dynamics
Tatsuya Imai brought the "I come to bury Ohtani, not to praise him," vibes in an interview with Daisuke Matsuzaka last night.
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
Ace pitcher Tatsuya Imai wants to 'take down' the Dodgers to win a World Series
When the news broke that Seibu Lions ace Tatsuya Imai was posted, many Major League fans had one question: Would he also want to join the Dodgers? After all, not only is Los Angeles arguably the close...
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November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
this owns, sports needs more shonen rivalry dynamics