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Rate my fit
Nick O’Niell In my luxury $15,000/month penthouse apartment balcony wearing my $25k Rolex, $800 purple clown shoes, and triple labubus stunting on the brokes in the far background
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Yep that’s gore of my comfort politician
Vote result for curtis sliwa, 7.1%
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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“Love me or hate me… I’m on your mind” over and image of gandalf with massive breasts
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I bought this dope frog for my night stand from an etsy store you posted on twitter back in the day so thank you for all you’ve done for me!
White ceramic frog with a human mouth in place of its face wearing a red new years eve 2025 top hat White night stand with airpods, phone stand, lamp switch, tissue box and a white ceramic frog with a human mouth in place of its face.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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An over the top analysis of a niche personal interest?!?!
Guy labeled “sickos” looking into a window saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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What my wife sees when she walks in on me eating shredded cheese right out of the fridge at 2am
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Bro really said
3 images ordered vertically 1st image: picture of a pizza hut with the words “I’m at the” in the top left and “transgender” overlaid on top of the building 2nd image: picture of a taco bell with the words “I’m at the” in the top left and “coffee shop” overlaid on top of the building 3rd image: picture of a combination pizza hut and taco bell sign with tom scott pointing at it, text in the top left that says “I’m at the combination” and then “transgender coffee shop” is overlaid on top of the sign
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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For when your kid poops on you for the third time today
Sign in a hallway that says “Child Switch Room”
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Getting domesticated
Photo of a kitchen countertop with a cut block of caramel on parchment paper and a knife on a cutting board, a single small caramel square on a little unfolded square of parchment paper and a dozen or so caramels individually wrapped in parchment paper. A half empty bottle of apple cider is next to them.
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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IM DOING MY PART
Orange halloween bucket filled with pierogis with a cardboard sign above it reading “only one pierogi per child”
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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My coworkers when I need something from them
Wrought iron door, locked, with a sign that reads “open 3 rd sun 1-3 pm”
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I fucking love science facebook page
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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If this turns out to be a temporary tattoo I might laugh so hard I die
graham platner showing the coverup of the totenkopf tattoo. some weird celtic knotwork with a weirdly suffering wolf sticking out of each side.
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up *pictures of speaker, old pc, and atms overlaid with red circle with lines through them* To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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So they *are* listening in on my conversations
Amazon ad for a shower stool for a ham leg $89.99
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Abandoned phone booth. Brown wood weathered by the desert sun over many years.
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Livin the dream
Playing osrs on my phone while a youtube video of a farmer is playing in the corner of the screen
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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What my doctor recommends when I tell her I have a cold:
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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We saw some malevolent plants today
Close up picture of a Black Aeonium flower. It is a long smooth brown branch that splits into 3 ends with what looks like a small black rose on each end. Picture of Red Hot Poker plants. A tangled mess of dried leaves and branches with a series of large star shaped red spiked leaves growing out of the top.
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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The photos I take for my wife
Vs
The photos I take for me
Photo of a valley covered in desert vegetation with a dirt road straight down the middle disappearing into the hills and the ocean peaking out through the center. 2 pairs of feet are sticking out from the bottom of frame wearing blue and black sneakers. A crow cawing at the top of a lamp post that is covered in bird poop.
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A second shit has just hit your pants
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Dropping a damn heater on a goys head in the gc
Text message chain in the groupchat Them: “what’s that book yall read?” Me: “the torah” Them: ‘no the fantasy one’ Me: “oh the bible”
October 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Finally an opportunity to Scary Door post
Screenshot from the end of a futurama The Scary Door segment where a scientist combines the dna of the most evil animals to create the most evil creature and the chamber opens to reveal a man who walks out and says “turns out its man”
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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love me some local theater bathrooms
Bathroom wall with a painted large green man with a big red mask and a sign underneath that reads: “IN THIS SHACK WE BELIEVE BIGFOOT IS A REINCARNATION OF JESUS CHRIST+ DIED 4 OUR SINS MICROPLASTC MOUTHWASH IS FDA PROOF USIN A BIDAY IS UNAMERICAN JETSTREAMS IS MADE OF FEBREEZE SAVE THE RAINFOREST CAFE”
October 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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insane phone placement by the wife
Iphone sitting on a countertop with the bottom 1” hanging over the edge
October 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM