Being bisexual is so wild because my attraction to women is like seeing a beautiful bouquet arranged with love and care and my attraction to men is like when you fart but you kinda like the smell

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

I feel like the nightmare scenario for both the US and Chinese governments is their citizens actually being able to talk to each other so freely, like what's happening with the tiktok exodus to rednote, and it's *pretty* funny how fantastically banning tiktok failed to do anything meaningful

what do you mean you're almost 30 and still like 'exploring'. just smoke weed at home like the rest of us

if bustin nuts is a crime, throw me in jail

just heard a cover of the Dandadan theme and they played the ending phrase with a major third

it's not a major third!! it's a blue note!!!!!! >:(

That makes 5 of the last 6 years with Sammy Rae and The Friends as my #1 ☺️

I'm a little surprised T-Pain was second, I didn't realize I'd listened to him THAT much this year

Also hilarious that Creepy Nuts made it to top 5 with just one song before the Dandadan op

Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.

I have a folder on my phone called "Honestly I don't know how I'm still single" which is just Hinge screenshots of me being funny or unhinged to people's prompts

Was watching Dirty Laundry with my roommate the other day and she made this absolutely incredible pull

Introducing myself as part of the twitter exodus!

Things I like:
Social equity
Oldschool Runescape
Helldivers 2
Baldur's Gate 3
Games with VOIP
Anime (too many to be specific tbh)
Music and music theory
Astronomy
Cooking and baking
SOUP 🤤
Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM podcast)
(My) Tattoos 😌

We all know satire is dead but that stupid Christmas song from The Boys is going to be SO fucking annoying when conservatives play it unironically this year

you either die based or live long enough to see yourself become cringe

anyways,