while age > 39:
if sit == True:
return groan
else:
pass

Apple, can you please just buy Pandora already?! Your music recommendation engine is shite.

I wonder if my cat thinks I drink through my hands.

Kinda baffled that the iOS / iPadOS / macOS 26 redesign doesn’t include app icons that are Liquid Glass with a colored icon. The mix of flat icons with glass folders is weird. And glass icons with all white logos is not functional. Make it happen, Apple! There’s still time!

The symbolism here is just ... almost too much?! youtu.be/enX1bwQdGC0

Further proof that Apple Music’s shuffle isn’t random.

Ambient virtual meeting audio is the new Charlie Brown's parents.

Apple Music out here tryin’ to start a fight…

Glasses help me see how prolifically eyebrows can produce dandruff.

Humans claim to have superior intelligence because we can problem solve, but maybe other animals are wise enough to not continually create problems to be solved.

America will likely get what it voted for, but the Trumpicans won’t see it coming.

Spent most of today watching YouTubes about nihilism, existentialism, and absurdism. Cause, ya know.

The only way this is an honest email from my electric utility is if it says “Get rooftop solar + storage!” Kinda doubt that’s the marketing team’s message…