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The Tooth Fairy
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I buy your baby teeth without asking. Somebody’s gotta do it.
What the fuck.
April 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Slow. Clap. It’s just egg-squisit. Tell Jesus I say what’s up! Guaranteed he’ll reply- “Me. On the cross.” Every Easter he loves that joke. Then we eat chocolate eggs and laugh and laugh. What fun!
April 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oridge from the Titanic. Baby teeth chained together with blue diamonds. Edgy af. The world’s not ready.
March 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM