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Abstract Ashley
@imthelorax.bsky.social
Painter, photographer, tie dyer, music loving, married mom to: 2 daughters; 1 trans. An English Mastiff, a demon cat, and a million yo goldfish. Crohns warrior(ish). Kitchen Elf. Road tripper. Movie lover. Binge watcher. Leans hard left. Kenosha, Wi 🇺🇸
Pinned
There once was a man Elon Musk
They said he was smart, we could trust
He opened his mouth
And that all went south
And now he’s the fvcking President

Sorry it doesn’t rhyme. I usually haiku 😁
Done with my No Kings sign. Our #50501 group is doing a big top/emperor’s new clothes theme.
I think I nailed it!
#NoKings
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#Wordle 1,440 2/6*

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May 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Must be illegal
Wisconsin is not for sale
Our freedom at stake

-haiku
#Wisconsin

Vote Crawford!!
April 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Woo Hoo!

Wordle 1,380 2/6*

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March 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gross incompetence
Isolation increases
Our soldiers exposed

-haiku
#Hegseth
March 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Texting our war plans
CCing the media
Unsecurity

-Haiku

#NoKingsNotEver
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They eschew the law
Do not comply in advance
Stand firm and resist

Haiku
#50501movement
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Mango Mussolini has declared that the border with Canada is imaginary. Has the Constitutional crisis sunk into Schumer yet?
March 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ignoring the courts
Breaking the Constitution
Trying to be king

Haiku
#NoKings
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Unprepared unskilled
Worthless disqualifying
Inept global shame

A haiku
March 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m at the hospital having my infusion for Crohn’s, which is still covered by my insurance, for now, I hope.
So I’m trapped in a chair for a couple of hours. What do you want to talk about?
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
‘Glowering, he obeyed, feeling about as punk as a cup of decaf coffee.’-Craig DiLouie, How To Make A Horror Movie And Survive
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Maga are traitors
I am an American
I don’t have a king

#haiku
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Abstract Ashley
Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.
February 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Abstract Ashley
Every decent human being at the Super Bowl should take a knee during the National Anthem.
February 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
MAGA is fascism.
February 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I miss fact based republicans.
February 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Anyone else just abjectly terrified and being held together by a need not fill children with anxiety. But it’s daytime and I’m alone.
February 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I mean…🤷🏻‍♀️
The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s going to hurt so bad when maga wakes up to what they’re doing. I hope I’m not too busy fighting for my family to enjoy the schadenfreude…
February 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Only ‘merit based’
When white men rule everything
America, now

#haiku
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is the point.
To wear us down.
It’s working on me a little…😥
It’s hard to keep up with the constant evil and stupidity, which is by design. It’s meant to wear us down. Fuck it.
January 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ignoring, for this moment, the argument about whether we should be mass deporting.
We are overspending 700,000 per day so that Resident Rumpy can use his big boy military planes instead of a charter. 800,000+ instead of >200,000.
He promised to be deporting EVERY DAY!!!
January 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump cause my stock to tank. (I get it, not just me) we got into NVDIA early. Now Musty got Rumpy to cave to China, ensuring Musty’s success at the expense of American manufacturing.
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM