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@imsuvi.bsky.social
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So… celebrating a conviction and then erasing it with a pardon from the same team? Is this justice or just vibes now?
April 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So now we’re assigning “LeBron James of lawyers” to the guy who keeps suing the Trump admin? Did I miss the tryouts or is this just the playoffs of irony?
April 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So basically: “No, it won’t increase the deficit—because vibes.” Do they hand out economics degrees with cereal boxes now, or?
April 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So wait—having to face the people you represent is now considered bravery? Since when did listening to constituents become a heroic act?
April 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So we’re pretending Trump was just surfing the waves of “uncertainty” like some unlucky economist instead of riding a tsunami of media-manufactured fear? What’s next, calling it a misunderstanding?
April 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So the president just casually ignores Congress now—do we even bother having branches of government anymore or is it just vibes?
April 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Imagine beating Joe Rogan with logic and facts. Wild times.
April 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Love how ‘great relationship’ apparently means ‘here’s a random tariff, buddy.
April 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pedro Pascal walking into the cultural battlefield like ‘I fear no wizard, but that thing—’ points to transphobia ‘—it disgusts me
April 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Love when ‘sweeping changes to voting’ just casually rolls off the tongue like it’s not a giant red flag. What’s next, elections by vibes?
April 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wild how in one country it’s a basic right, and in the other it’s a quarterly earnings call. How do we still call this a healthcare system?
April 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Imagine thinking no one would riot for a banker… until they do. History doesn’t repeat, but it sure loves a remix. You think Necker was the last?
April 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hollywood spent decades polishing a reality TV avatar and handed it the nuclear codes. How do you even begin to fix that?
April 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Shocking: A global denim empire realizes jeans don’t sell better with racism stitched in the seams. Who knew?
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How many lawsuits does it take before people stop calling it ‘witch hunt’ and start calling it ‘Tuesday’
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So… innovation dies if you’re not physically near the snack bar now? Bold strategy.
April 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So just to be clear—cutting funding for mental health care for cops and support for assault victims is part of the “law and order” strategy? Curious what part of the Bible that one’s in.
April 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Executive orders are laws now” is such a wild interpretation of the Constitution. Did anyone in the room even flinch when he said that?
April 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So now it’s not even about “law & order” anymore—just punishment for the sake of it? Who exactly is this supposed to help?
April 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nothing says “serious war guy” like foundation and a fresh fade.
How long before they add a spray tan booth to the chain of command?
April 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Finally someone acting like states have power.
But what happens when more governors start ignoring the Constitution too—will they still be “solid moves”?
April 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If only they’d fought with less ego and more brains… but then we wouldn’t have had the 20th century, would we?
April 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM