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imstanding.bsky.social
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@imstanding.bsky.social
21+ | my ass is not standing
dream of hanging out with a friend in the middle of nowhere for a few days. every night they shrink me a bit and in the morning i'm like uh what's going on and they pretend i've always been that size. it's peak thank you brain
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
every time i log into this account i think to myself it's so funny that there's a big chunk of me that only 1 or 2 people know about (only 1 of my followers is real)
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i forgot about this 😭 hey square enix i know you were fooling but like. could we maybe
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this video has made me crazy for years it's such a niche and fucked up little combination of "versus character" and "versus their environment" that just absolutely hits home
ハクさんが縮みながら走るだけ - MMD Shrink Run
YouTube video by 三黒たっぴ
www.youtube.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i fell asleep with a hand in my pants because i was bored and thought "i've never fallen asleep with a hand in my pants before" and when i woke up the street was flooded?? wtf happened
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i think that someday i would really love to fall asleep next to someone
July 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i need to wake up one day 12 inches shorter than normal and stay that way until i stop feeling horny about it and then i need to wake up the next day 12 inches shorter and stay that way until i stop feeling horny about it and then i need to wake up the next day 12 i
June 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WTF i finally "gain control" of a dream and the instant i try to do something freaky it turned into a blank webpage that kept refreshing over and over
May 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i don't envy people who can't jack it to their imagination. today i imagined feeling loved and treasured and it was awesome
April 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
hmm. something is Different. i never used to check this account multiple times per day
April 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hey is it cool if we cuddle. it doesn't have to be weird or even romantic if you prefer but i could really go for some proximity to another human being
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
scrubbing the adult content out of my dreams before sharing them in the dream journal channel in the friend group which is comprised of only adults not because it is adult content but because it is embarrassing 🫣
March 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i don't know what's come over me. is there like an internal switch that flips when you hit a certain age and makes you Feel Intensely or have i just spent too much time by myself
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
have you ever imagined fucking a vocaloid/utau and their voice starts glitching...... just me? hello
February 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
half-assed lucid dream smh. i was eventually able to do what i wanted, but in a very roundabout and unintentionally comedic fashion. still nice though 😇
February 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
mfw the life-altering transformation is Permanent and Irreversible 😵😵‍💫
January 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
its kinda nutty how a dream can just alter your brain chemistry forever. fucking modded minecraft figura tf dream i had like 3 years ago is still very much a part of me, sapping away my brain
January 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
2025 new year resolution i have to not actively hide my freak from every single person in the world. it's hard tho after doing it for so long
January 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM