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Crabby🦀
@imrealcrabby.bsky.social
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You can't argue with liars - they will simply continue to lie. Join us and crab against tyranny 🦀
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imrealcrabby.bsky.social
I come back and JD Vance kills the pope wtf guys not cool
Meme of Vance shaking hands with the Pope. Underneath is an image describing the DnD spell Vampiric Touch "Vampiric Touch (level 3 necromancy spell) 5~30 Damage 5d6 Necrotic Touch an enemy to siphon their life force and regain half as many hit points 10 turns Upcast: deals an additional 1~6 Necrotic damage per level Melee, Attack Roll, Concentration"
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Boy oh boy I can't wait for the stock market to open in 9 min
Edited image of Donald Trump holding a sign that has the Wendy's menu on it. Probably a meme I think, definitely shitposting
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
What's up you lovely rat bastards
Twitter screenshot of news headline that says "BREAKING: Republicans are introducing legislation to abolish the TSA" In response, a user replies with an edited photo of the WTC that says "We Will (a little) Forget. September 11, 2001" Meme or something idk
March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
They think it's OK to come out their holes now it's ridiculous.
Meme of Simpsons bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign" The bottom picture is a vinyl of the song "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" by Dead Kennedys
March 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Nothing can beat humanity's sheer willpower
A meme of superman that has the caption: "Change the C in Cope to an H RELAX doubter, it's called believer HUMOR."
March 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Ah yes, in order to win elections we must be as bad at the people destroying the country.
Shut up, Loser It's Crab-o-clock
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Meme of Elon Musk photoshopped to look like Lord Farquad. The text below says "Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
March 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
The children of Florida, they yern for the mines.
A CNN news article with the headline "Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants" Written by Jordan Valinsky Not a meme, maybe a shitpost? Idk if the tags even work ngl why are we even here.
March 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
I do this at least once a day
Image of a crab that says "If you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a crab" Meme but not a shitpost :(
March 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
I love the hell we live in
An advertisement from Interactive Brokers that says: "Use ForcastEx contracts to2 trade your view on economic and climate indicators at IBKR!" The image attached says: " Will Atmospheric CO2 be greater than 425.1ppm in 2024? Yes= $0.02 (2.00%) No= $0.96 (96.00%) Right or wrong,you get $3 if you sign up to trade Forecast contracts" Meme but also what the fuck guys Holy shit I hate it here
March 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Pretty good day honestly, gonna have to go with a 3
Meme that says: On a JD Vance scale from 1 to 9, how are you feeling today?
March 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Remember, we will all return to crab someday. Pray it will be soon.
The crab cycle There is only one step And it is crab Meme
March 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
A painting of revolutionary war soldiers with a tweet over it that says: "Absolutely insane that armies used to have drummers. Like hello yes we are here to slaughter each other but before that my boy Nathaniel's gonna drop a sick ass beat on y'all lmao show em how it's done Nate."
March 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Bless up to my boy Joseph Smith 🙏

May America become the true holy land it was never meant to be
A tweet that says "They should invent a Holy Land that's not in the middle east" Above it is a quote tweet with the image of Joseph Smith, the founder of the Later Day Saints. Meme
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Photoshoped meme of Charlie Kirk made up of only his face. The text reads: Dear Liberals You Can't Stop Me Now RUN Charlie Kirk Founder, Turning Point U.S.A
March 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Life would better once you submit to the crab
Image of the recruiter from the show "Squid Game." The edited caption reads: "You seem to be struggling, living a life with no crabs." Meme 😎👍
March 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Meme of batman breaking a gun in half while saying "This is the weapon of thr enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." On the gun are the logos of 3 A.I image generation companies: Midjourney, Dream Studio, and Freepik
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Crab is the way, the truth, and the light.
Image of a crab with the caption "Reject Fascism, progress to crab" Meme
March 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
MORNING LOSERS
An image of a crab with the caption "You wouldn't download a crab" Meme and shitpost 👍
March 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Shut up loser Crab attack
March 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Do no reason with unreasonable people
Crab them instead 🦀

#CrabbyForFreedom
An image of a person holding a crab. Underneath it says: "PATRIOTS will unleash an army of crabs to help save DEMOCRACY"
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
Posting memes daily until the country blows up or something cool happens
Image of a cyber truck with text messages between two people: Billy: "Is this still available?" Morgan: "@Billy yes" Billy: Not surprised meme and shitpost 😎👍
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
imrealcrabby.bsky.social
These captchas are getting out of hand
A captcha that reads "Use the arrows to pick the image where the crab add up to the crab in the left image (1 of 3)" On the left is a picture of a crab with the caption "sum to reach." On the right is a dartboard with crabs on it.
March 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM