Improvian
improvian.bsky.social
Improvian
@improvian.bsky.social
An expert in everything except the ones I'm not | Just an ordinary man who experienced extraordinary events | My knives and light are never dull | #KingShit
f Mara keeps the GM and head coach, I'm dumping the Giants because WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GAME?!? Both of them HAS TO GO!
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fire the GM
Fire the coach
Fire the DC
Fire the OC
Burn this org down
Sell the team and focus on your health

#Giants
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ay where's Jerry Seinfeld and them who were crying about comedians can't do jokes anymore because of "cancel culture"?
NEW YORK (AP) — ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely following comments he made about Charlie Kirk's killing.
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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You have to love this woman schooling vanessa feltz about it being white right wing privilege on free speech
September 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Aww snap, my homie Angela Nissel (Mixed, Broke Diaries, Scrubs, Boondocks, The Last OG) has a new memoir coming out in April. She talks about being a caretaker of her mom, who had cancer. If anyone can find dark humor in grief, she's the one.

You can pre-order it here: bookshop.org/p/books/good...
Good Grief, Pass the Bread, Mom Is Dead: A Memoir
A Memoir
bookshop.org
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We, as a society, are consumers of vanity. No way should the draw of new expensive phones be...the camera
July 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
LET 'EM GO, PRINCE!

(sidenote: Man wrote this song, but his estate is like "oh the documentary is a hit piece! We have to stop it!" *shakes head*)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ejx...
June 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I mess with Yoshi Vintage from Flint, MI. She got bars, flows, and her videos are hella creative. Kinda reminds me of Medusa, Queen Herawin if you're from or like that era. The Ab-Soul co-sign doesn't hurt either. Also check out "Ride Or Die" with Xian Bell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Xw...
June 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
THIS IS THE PRIMARY, NOT THE GENERAL ELECTION
THIS IS THE PRIMARY, NOT THE GENERAL ELECTION
THIS IS THE PRIMARY, NOT THE GENERAL ELECTION
THIS IS THE PRIMARY, NOT THE GENERAL ELECTION
THIS IS THE PRIMARY, NOT THE GENERAL ELECTION

STAY FOCUSED AND LET'S DO IT AGAIN IN NOVEMBER
June 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
June 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
June 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Stop playing!
RIP Static

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yvS...
June 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Though it's mostly a Chilli and Debra Killings song, still knocks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRHd...
June 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Can we send this to every white liberal who asks this question because baby I'm tired of y'all trying to call him to save you.
“… I think what people are really remembering is a country where an Obama speech mattered.

What they must accept — if we are to do the hard work before us — is that we no longer have that country.”

@tressiemcphd.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/o...
Opinion | Obama Isn’t Going to Save You
www.nytimes.com
June 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It'll be depressing but this is my choice

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mB0...
June 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I messed up. THIS is the song. The group that had Yummy and produced by Rich Harrison, which you could probably figure out. How this didn't become bigger is a mystery

www.youtube.com/watch?v=otpk...
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Thank you to @stillnaima.bsky.social for today's Black Music Month prompt. I've been searching for this since 2008 when my hard drive crashed (I had JIZOINTS). FINALLY found it THIS MORNING.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=In03...
Pharrell ft. Jay-Z - Frontin' (Produced By Patrice Rushen) (Breezy Blend) (2003)
YouTube video by ColdCorner
www.youtube.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Here's where it gets tricky because I like joints from indie artists so of course people aren't going to know the songs

But I'll throw this out there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGn2...
June 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yall already know it's "Return Of The M..."(can't even finish it), no need to repeat it

So we're going to go with the "Star Spangled Banner". It's long, not a bop, no one can really sing it, and the history behind it is trash. To the sun it goes
Today is about a song you never want to hear again.
Maybe because you've heard it too much. Maybe because something about the track just annoys you.

Whatever the reason behind it, for Day 10 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge, share a song you would yeet (hurl, toss, etc) into the sun if you could.
June 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A fight I should've walked away from but Sticky Fingaz said nah

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoIQ...
June 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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