Certified Valentino Simp
@implypetty.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 She/Her | 30+ | USA
18+ space. Minors DNI. ⛔
Alt account of my main one so I can be a bit more indulgent.
18+ space. Minors DNI. ⛔
Alt account of my main one so I can be a bit more indulgent.
THIS IS PERFECTION. They're all such good little guinea pigs.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
THIS IS PERFECTION. They're all such good little guinea pigs.
The short hair is even cuter on him god he's beautiful 😍
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The short hair is even cuter on him god he's beautiful 😍
Gonna slide this gal in here. She'd be down to have friends long as they're chill!
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Gonna slide this gal in here. She'd be down to have friends long as they're chill!
Absolutely.
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Absolutely.
HE ISN'T UGGO, HE'S SO HOT
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
HE ISN'T UGGO, HE'S SO HOT
Honestly, nothing wrong with a situationship either. Unless you just wanted something long-term with him.
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Honestly, nothing wrong with a situationship either. Unless you just wanted something long-term with him.
We all do a little grossness in the pursuit of beauty
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We all do a little grossness in the pursuit of beauty
My favorite version of this I can't lie. So many people give him purple hair and I could never get behind it personally.
This though? I'll get behind, under, wherever he wants me.
This though? I'll get behind, under, wherever he wants me.
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My favorite version of this I can't lie. So many people give him purple hair and I could never get behind it personally.
This though? I'll get behind, under, wherever he wants me.
This though? I'll get behind, under, wherever he wants me.
I love it so much, he's such an enigma of a man. Here were the honorable mentions.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love it so much, he's such an enigma of a man. Here were the honorable mentions.
Chain chomp headass
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Chain chomp headass
The mustache was actually adorable and would have actually made me like him, this is a travesty.
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The mustache was actually adorable and would have actually made me like him, this is a travesty.
Handsome little snitch I'll give him that.
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Handsome little snitch I'll give him that.
I love adding disgusting and awkward stuff like this to characters so much. Shedding, stupid impulses that they hate but do without catching it, funny vocalizations, etc.
It's okay Leon, you enjoy snacktime.
It's okay Leon, you enjoy snacktime.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love adding disgusting and awkward stuff like this to characters so much. Shedding, stupid impulses that they hate but do without catching it, funny vocalizations, etc.
It's okay Leon, you enjoy snacktime.
It's okay Leon, you enjoy snacktime.
It never left in my head, I love when people make him a hairy chested freak. Lemme AT HIM.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It never left in my head, I love when people make him a hairy chested freak. Lemme AT HIM.
Don't worry baby boy, I'll marry you.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Don't worry baby boy, I'll marry you.
YEEES it gives me so much life, he's such a horrible little freak and I love seeing the hints of true gremlin in him.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
YEEES it gives me so much life, he's such a horrible little freak and I love seeing the hints of true gremlin in him.
I hate him so fucking much lemme tell you. Vile beast-creature. (I adore him, it was so hard to pick just 4. 😔)
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I hate him so fucking much lemme tell you. Vile beast-creature. (I adore him, it was so hard to pick just 4. 😔)
It's not even a question. I'm climbing him like a needy kitten.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It's not even a question. I'm climbing him like a needy kitten.
I dunno how to feel, on the one hand his fluff is iconic, on the other hand... he doesn't look half bad peeled.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I dunno how to feel, on the one hand his fluff is iconic, on the other hand... he doesn't look half bad peeled.
Congrats on the big 100!
Here's my impsona Jezebelle
Here's my impsona Jezebelle
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Congrats on the big 100!
Here's my impsona Jezebelle
Here's my impsona Jezebelle
My myopic bitch-princess. You always make him so fucking pretty ;-;
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My myopic bitch-princess. You always make him so fucking pretty ;-;
I'm dying to know this as well. I imagine things like tailors and stuff has to be big cause sinners vary so much in shape.
But the money issue too.
But the money issue too.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm dying to know this as well. I imagine things like tailors and stuff has to be big cause sinners vary so much in shape.
But the money issue too.
But the money issue too.
I've noticed it often overlaps his eyes and stuff too, as if it's a layer over them and they're just shifting around sometimes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I've noticed it often overlaps his eyes and stuff too, as if it's a layer over them and they're just shifting around sometimes.