Alyssa
@imperiumwife.bsky.social
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Currently obsessed with the Rookie | Homeschool teacher | Chronic illness warrior | ADHD | autism mom | marching band staff | 🖕X
❤️it doesn’t cost anything to be kind❤️
Imperiumwife on ao3
Currently obsessed with the Rookie | Homeschool teacher | Chronic illness warrior | ADHD | autism mom | marching band staff | 🖕X
❤️it doesn’t cost anything to be kind❤️
May 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No cheating! Last photo of your pet 🫶🏼
March 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No cheating! Last photo of your pet 🫶🏼
Ummmm… I apparently am just my children’s personal dj. 🫣
March 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Ummmm… I apparently am just my children’s personal dj. 🫣
Lovely… I can’t click on x (we don’t support muskrat in this house) but you two have three of my four, so if any of you wanna tell me what Virgo Venus is… lol
But man is this a mix
But man is this a mix
March 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lovely… I can’t click on x (we don’t support muskrat in this house) but you two have three of my four, so if any of you wanna tell me what Virgo Venus is… lol
But man is this a mix
But man is this a mix
Oh it really DOES still exist in Germany! 😱
I just bought this!
I just bought this!
March 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh it really DOES still exist in Germany! 😱
I just bought this!
I just bought this!
Ummmm… NYTimes are you a Rookie fan?
February 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ummmm… NYTimes are you a Rookie fan?
I haven’t updated it in a while, and certainly not since the new information
February 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I haven’t updated it in a while, and certainly not since the new information
Okay, how the hell is Tim old enough for his younger sister to have a kid in high school?
(Those of you that don’t work with kids might think they look young, but the one in the green shirt is at LEAST 16. Boys mature veeeeeery slowly. He looks like the 17-18s I work with.)
(Those of you that don’t work with kids might think they look young, but the one in the green shirt is at LEAST 16. Boys mature veeeeeery slowly. He looks like the 17-18s I work with.)
February 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Okay, how the hell is Tim old enough for his younger sister to have a kid in high school?
(Those of you that don’t work with kids might think they look young, but the one in the green shirt is at LEAST 16. Boys mature veeeeeery slowly. He looks like the 17-18s I work with.)
(Those of you that don’t work with kids might think they look young, but the one in the green shirt is at LEAST 16. Boys mature veeeeeery slowly. He looks like the 17-18s I work with.)
I have it on my clown bingo… aka the things I either want that won’t happen, or things that were so far fetched…
Someone seriously hurt is on my actual bingo card though
Someone seriously hurt is on my actual bingo card though
February 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have it on my clown bingo… aka the things I either want that won’t happen, or things that were so far fetched…
Someone seriously hurt is on my actual bingo card though
Someone seriously hurt is on my actual bingo card though
I’ve been sewing to stay away! New dance bag for my kiddo!
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’ve been sewing to stay away! New dance bag for my kiddo!
Melissa taking the TO roll too seriously! She taught the boy how to troll!! 😭😭😭
February 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Melissa taking the TO roll too seriously! She taught the boy how to troll!! 😭😭😭
Someone please tell me this isn’t who it looks like!!! 😬
January 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Someone please tell me this isn’t who it looks like!!! 😬
January 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Straight from the New York Times. So yes, the other one is accurate too.
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Straight from the New York Times. So yes, the other one is accurate too.
And the ones I really wanted to share
January 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And the ones I really wanted to share
I’m adding some of our convos here
I’m making her play “guess the ship”
I’m making her play “guess the ship”
January 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m adding some of our convos here
I’m making her play “guess the ship”
I’m making her play “guess the ship”