I love to be given a “summarize this email” button in my email client. When I receive an email that is 4 sentences long, I need to be able to condense that shit down to like 2 sentences, at most.

I think the best thing to do for my mental health at this moment is to join 15 different fantasy baseball leagues

Wish there was more sports stuff on here so I could stop looking at the bad website altogether

once I figure out how to buy the domain name poop.com it’s over for everyone else on this website. I will easily have 10,000,000,000,000 followers