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imonlysixtwo.bsky.social
@imonlysixtwo.bsky.social
Me (purchasing a new TV as someone who sleeps with one on): how dark does it go?
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Advent children > Advent calendar
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m such a MILF-er
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
One thing my parents failed to consider when they gave me this dumb ass name is how easy it would be to find information about me on the Internet.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Looking for a nice girl who will actually kill me
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dua Lipa better not announce tour dates any time soon.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
WhiteHouse . com used to be a porn site
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I think I need eight billion and one genies to get me a good beer
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m about to be the gassiest boy at this concert
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lot of traffic this morning considering the rapture happening
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
September 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Anyone wanna go in on a four pack of beer with me
September 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Guys, I might have found my autistic special interest!
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Good episode of Chit today
September 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dua Lipa and I were only 400 miles apart last night.
September 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Where’s the onion flavored sparkling water? Cowards!
August 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Chat GPT can’t make fart sounds
August 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Under no circumstances should my homies ever take me to a strip club. I mean never ever.
August 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So far today I’ve eaten yogurt with pepitas and cereal, two donuts, two protein bars, one pizza, and one box of monkey pull apart bread.
August 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think I’m listening to an AI podcast
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
How many times a day should I expect to fart?
August 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Poultry-Geist
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can’t wait to talk about hunting this November
August 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hamsterdam
August 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM