CJ
@imoffthecouch.bsky.social
🇮🇪🏳️🌈🍳♾ Level 42, Dublin-based writer. Late-diagnosed AuDHD, unmasked and turned into Oberyn Martell - pan, poly, bit slutty, hopefully without the gruesome exit. Owner of Baguette the mini sausage dog
https://linktr.ee/offthecouch
https://linktr.ee/offthecouch
Early morning walk to clear the head. Reflecting on a really, really shit few weeks and how to move forward from here. Plans afoot!
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Early morning walk to clear the head. Reflecting on a really, really shit few weeks and how to move forward from here. Plans afoot!
June 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
“What do you mean I need a bath?!”
April 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“What do you mean I need a bath?!”
April 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
MUM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT OF TUNA?! 😮😱
April 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
MUM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT OF TUNA?! 😮😱
It’s Picky Bits for dinner weather! 🧀🫒🥨🍷
April 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It’s Picky Bits for dinner weather! 🧀🫒🥨🍷
Say no more mon amour… Happy Rex Manning Day!
And remember - we mustn’t dwell… (at least not today anyway)
#empirerecords #rexmanning
And remember - we mustn’t dwell… (at least not today anyway)
#empirerecords #rexmanning
April 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Say no more mon amour… Happy Rex Manning Day!
And remember - we mustn’t dwell… (at least not today anyway)
#empirerecords #rexmanning
And remember - we mustn’t dwell… (at least not today anyway)
#empirerecords #rexmanning
Dun Laoghaire sunrise 🌅
April 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Dun Laoghaire sunrise 🌅
Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? 😅
April 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? 😅
Baguette at the vet.. “noooooooo!”
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Baguette at the vet.. “noooooooo!”
Please tell me there was something else in that shamrock bowl
March 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Please tell me there was something else in that shamrock bowl
March 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Baguette would like to remind you all that she thinks baths are bullshit, and that it must be some other dog that “smells like a popcorn factory”.
March 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Baguette would like to remind you all that she thinks baths are bullshit, and that it must be some other dog that “smells like a popcorn factory”.
Baguette waking up in the morning, when she finds out he still isn’t dead yet.
March 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Baguette waking up in the morning, when she finds out he still isn’t dead yet.
Nooooooo not down CJ’s toilet, they flush Baguette’s poops down in here 😱
Donald, that’s all you’re good for 🚽🧽
Donald, that’s all you’re good for 🚽🧽
February 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nooooooo not down CJ’s toilet, they flush Baguette’s poops down in here 😱
Donald, that’s all you’re good for 🚽🧽
Donald, that’s all you’re good for 🚽🧽
February 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If I was a bird and wanted feeding, I’d also park myself right by the fish n chips van with my beak open 🐦
February 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If I was a bird and wanted feeding, I’d also park myself right by the fish n chips van with my beak open 🐦
Please can we stop editing the faces of women 40+ to beyond recognition? Besides the fact that Julia Stiles is damn stunning just as she is, this level of editing is ridiculous.
February 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Please can we stop editing the faces of women 40+ to beyond recognition? Besides the fact that Julia Stiles is damn stunning just as she is, this level of editing is ridiculous.
Muuuuuuuuuum fix my earrrrrrrrrrrrr 🥹🥹
February 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Muuuuuuuuuum fix my earrrrrrrrrrrrr 🥹🥹
Would have loved some Edison style lamps, found at a reclamation yard but sadly too bright for me, compromised with an upcycled light. Would love to do a dark wood floor design with built-in bookcases, few rugs on the floor, fireplace - have you seen Hans Zimmers recording studio? It’s to die for!
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Would have loved some Edison style lamps, found at a reclamation yard but sadly too bright for me, compromised with an upcycled light. Would love to do a dark wood floor design with built-in bookcases, few rugs on the floor, fireplace - have you seen Hans Zimmers recording studio? It’s to die for!
I’ve always loved interior design. Unknowingly I was making spaces ND-friendly to live in before I knew I was autistic.
With this project I kept as much natural daylight as possible, used shutters to adjust light, no LEDs, added green spaces, and a she-shed with floor cushions & mini fridge 😅
With this project I kept as much natural daylight as possible, used shutters to adjust light, no LEDs, added green spaces, and a she-shed with floor cushions & mini fridge 😅
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’ve always loved interior design. Unknowingly I was making spaces ND-friendly to live in before I knew I was autistic.
With this project I kept as much natural daylight as possible, used shutters to adjust light, no LEDs, added green spaces, and a she-shed with floor cushions & mini fridge 😅
With this project I kept as much natural daylight as possible, used shutters to adjust light, no LEDs, added green spaces, and a she-shed with floor cushions & mini fridge 😅
Cuddles with Baguette make everything better (even when her farts are lethal!)
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cuddles with Baguette make everything better (even when her farts are lethal!)
Couldn’t find Baguette earlier - located smooshed down the side of Dads chair, watching rugby 🏉
February 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Couldn’t find Baguette earlier - located smooshed down the side of Dads chair, watching rugby 🏉