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Just trying to get saved by the aliens….. beam me up Scotty!!!!
This random bitch just put her gnarled fingers in my child’s mouth….. to fight or not to fight that is the question??? I’m about to crash out!!!!
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
This random bitch just put her gnarled fingers in my child’s mouth….. to fight or not to fight that is the question??? I’m about to crash out!!!!
Serious question! How y’all wash y’all veggies?!?!?!
This girl just washed my lettuce for my sandwich with dawn dish soap and no gloves 😟😟 maybe it’s me but where is the vinegar or vegetable wash?!?!! #blacksky #cookingsky
This girl just washed my lettuce for my sandwich with dawn dish soap and no gloves 😟😟 maybe it’s me but where is the vinegar or vegetable wash?!?!! #blacksky #cookingsky
December 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Serious question! How y’all wash y’all veggies?!?!?!
This girl just washed my lettuce for my sandwich with dawn dish soap and no gloves 😟😟 maybe it’s me but where is the vinegar or vegetable wash?!?!! #blacksky #cookingsky
This girl just washed my lettuce for my sandwich with dawn dish soap and no gloves 😟😟 maybe it’s me but where is the vinegar or vegetable wash?!?!! #blacksky #cookingsky
Christmas is cancelled for all family and friends. Kendrick and Sza will be taking all my funds and my last stimmy I have been saving for an emergency.
December 3, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Christmas is cancelled for all family and friends. Kendrick and Sza will be taking all my funds and my last stimmy I have been saving for an emergency.
Telllllll meee whyyyyyyyyy this man on this plane just took a whole bath in his cologne. Sir yes you stunk the whole flight but damn go take a hoe bath in the sink instead of killing us with your Parfums de Marly hamdan. 😷 smelling like ASSSS
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Telllllll meee whyyyyyyyyy this man on this plane just took a whole bath in his cologne. Sir yes you stunk the whole flight but damn go take a hoe bath in the sink instead of killing us with your Parfums de Marly hamdan. 😷 smelling like ASSSS
Tubi next movie: The rise and fall of Young Money 😂
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Tubi next movie: The rise and fall of Young Money 😂
I miss the old YouTube days where we had some raw comedy like Deshawn Raw, Kevin Edward jr. Steven Jo, dormtainment…. who am I missing??!?!
November 26, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I miss the old YouTube days where we had some raw comedy like Deshawn Raw, Kevin Edward jr. Steven Jo, dormtainment…. who am I missing??!?!
Don’t go broke this Christmas spoiling somebody you can’t even post 😳📢
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Don’t go broke this Christmas spoiling somebody you can’t even post 😳📢
I feel like ppl buying they drivers license at the Dollar 25 Tree 💥
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I feel like ppl buying they drivers license at the Dollar 25 Tree 💥
They say 30 is the new 20.
And 40 the new 30.
All I know is 9pm is the new midnight 🥱😴
And 40 the new 30.
All I know is 9pm is the new midnight 🥱😴
November 19, 2024 at 11:10 PM
They say 30 is the new 20.
And 40 the new 30.
All I know is 9pm is the new midnight 🥱😴
And 40 the new 30.
All I know is 9pm is the new midnight 🥱😴
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Just had to tell my patient that your breath could scare a bear back into hibernation! 🤮
November 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Just had to tell my patient that your breath could scare a bear back into hibernation! 🤮
What is something you do to lower your stress levels?
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
What is something you do to lower your stress levels?
Being middle-aged on a Sunday means I can finally enjoy the luxury of sleeping in… until 7 AM, when my back reminds me that I’m not as young as I used to be!
November 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Being middle-aged on a Sunday means I can finally enjoy the luxury of sleeping in… until 7 AM, when my back reminds me that I’m not as young as I used to be!
Who is buying this grinch Christmas stuff?!?!?
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Who is buying this grinch Christmas stuff?!?!?
Tip of the day: I need a specific group women to stop bathing in perfume… just a dab will do ya!!
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Tip of the day: I need a specific group women to stop bathing in perfume… just a dab will do ya!!
Netflix need to just give up on these lives…… Put these fights back on PPV #netflixgetittogether
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Netflix need to just give up on these lives…… Put these fights back on PPV #netflixgetittogether
Remember when restaurant music was actually low enough for you to have a normal conversation…🙄
November 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Remember when restaurant music was actually low enough for you to have a normal conversation…🙄
Watching hoof cleaning videos is very therapeutic 🥲 #ineedtogetalife
November 16, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Watching hoof cleaning videos is very therapeutic 🥲 #ineedtogetalife
I tried to cook dinner, but the smoke alarm had other plans. Guess we’re having takeout again! #icantcook
November 16, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I tried to cook dinner, but the smoke alarm had other plans. Guess we’re having takeout again! #icantcook
Can I slide up in here!!! #addtoblacksky #blacksky
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Can I slide up in here!!! #addtoblacksky #blacksky
Scrolling through social media like, ‘Wow, everyone else has their life together!’ Meanwhile, I’m over here Googling how to adult properly.
November 15, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Scrolling through social media like, ‘Wow, everyone else has their life together!’ Meanwhile, I’m over here Googling how to adult properly.