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Joel doesn’t know what to say but is shocked that knowing he died in another universe is what Violet has been living with and Joel holds Violet in his arms.
“I’m sorry Kiddo, I didn’t know but I do promise you that you never have to worry about me going anywhere because I am not going anywhere”
“I’m sorry Kiddo, I didn’t know but I do promise you that you never have to worry about me going anywhere because I am not going anywhere”
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Joel doesn’t know what to say but is shocked that knowing he died in another universe is what Violet has been living with and Joel holds Violet in his arms.
“I’m sorry Kiddo, I didn’t know but I do promise you that you never have to worry about me going anywhere because I am not going anywhere”
“I’m sorry Kiddo, I didn’t know but I do promise you that you never have to worry about me going anywhere because I am not going anywhere”
“Bluey? I can put Bluey on for you if you would like me too.” Joel then puts on Bluey from episode one for Stephanie and then Joel turns around and smiles.
“There you go Stephanie. Do you need anything else before I go and leave you in peace to watch Bluey in peace? I can get you a drink.”
“There you go Stephanie. Do you need anything else before I go and leave you in peace to watch Bluey in peace? I can get you a drink.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Bluey? I can put Bluey on for you if you would like me too.” Joel then puts on Bluey from episode one for Stephanie and then Joel turns around and smiles.
“There you go Stephanie. Do you need anything else before I go and leave you in peace to watch Bluey in peace? I can get you a drink.”
“There you go Stephanie. Do you need anything else before I go and leave you in peace to watch Bluey in peace? I can get you a drink.”
“I mean I just have to now, its only fair because you find my art of secret philosophy sexy.” Joel smiles and turns his head to look at Persephone.
“You know Darling, I think there is another good place that I can talk philosophical for you especially because it will be in a private place.”
“You know Darling, I think there is another good place that I can talk philosophical for you especially because it will be in a private place.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“I mean I just have to now, its only fair because you find my art of secret philosophy sexy.” Joel smiles and turns his head to look at Persephone.
“You know Darling, I think there is another good place that I can talk philosophical for you especially because it will be in a private place.”
“You know Darling, I think there is another good place that I can talk philosophical for you especially because it will be in a private place.”
Joel immediately starts blushing but he also nods his head and gently holds Persephone’s hand and back gently whilst they are dancing together.
“You know I can never turn down dancing with you Darling, although I must warn you that I am not the best dancer but can laugh if you need to Darling.”
“You know I can never turn down dancing with you Darling, although I must warn you that I am not the best dancer but can laugh if you need to Darling.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Joel immediately starts blushing but he also nods his head and gently holds Persephone’s hand and back gently whilst they are dancing together.
“You know I can never turn down dancing with you Darling, although I must warn you that I am not the best dancer but can laugh if you need to Darling.”
“You know I can never turn down dancing with you Darling, although I must warn you that I am not the best dancer but can laugh if you need to Darling.”
“I wonder what he is doing here.” Joel said and looks at Persephone before smiling whilst he is watching Persephone helping Sarah.
“Thank you for being so sweet to my little girl Persephone. I really appreciate it and would you look at that. Sarah looks like she is so happy around you.”
“Thank you for being so sweet to my little girl Persephone. I really appreciate it and would you look at that. Sarah looks like she is so happy around you.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“I wonder what he is doing here.” Joel said and looks at Persephone before smiling whilst he is watching Persephone helping Sarah.
“Thank you for being so sweet to my little girl Persephone. I really appreciate it and would you look at that. Sarah looks like she is so happy around you.”
“Thank you for being so sweet to my little girl Persephone. I really appreciate it and would you look at that. Sarah looks like she is so happy around you.”
Joel instead just lets Violet cry it out knowing that this is exactly what Violet needs right now. Joel even rubs Violet’s back to further comfort her.
“I know Kiddo, it’s okay. I promise that none of us are going to be harmed and certainly none of us are going to disappear either.”
“I know Kiddo, it’s okay. I promise that none of us are going to be harmed and certainly none of us are going to disappear either.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Joel instead just lets Violet cry it out knowing that this is exactly what Violet needs right now. Joel even rubs Violet’s back to further comfort her.
“I know Kiddo, it’s okay. I promise that none of us are going to be harmed and certainly none of us are going to disappear either.”
“I know Kiddo, it’s okay. I promise that none of us are going to be harmed and certainly none of us are going to disappear either.”
“Okay yes, of course we can, though if it gets too scary for you we might have to consider turning it off because I don’t want you getting nightmares.”
Joel smiles and finally sits down in the last available spot “But how about we finish watching Scooby Doo first? I would like that Stephanie.”
Joel smiles and finally sits down in the last available spot “But how about we finish watching Scooby Doo first? I would like that Stephanie.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
“Okay yes, of course we can, though if it gets too scary for you we might have to consider turning it off because I don’t want you getting nightmares.”
Joel smiles and finally sits down in the last available spot “But how about we finish watching Scooby Doo first? I would like that Stephanie.”
Joel smiles and finally sits down in the last available spot “But how about we finish watching Scooby Doo first? I would like that Stephanie.”
“Those that have been hurt that way usually don’t repeat that pain on someone else Darling, especially because they remember how much it hurt and traumatised them.”
Joel cleans Persephone’s tears and then gently kisses Persephone’s lips before picking Persephone up and carefully carries her home
Joel cleans Persephone’s tears and then gently kisses Persephone’s lips before picking Persephone up and carefully carries her home
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“Those that have been hurt that way usually don’t repeat that pain on someone else Darling, especially because they remember how much it hurt and traumatised them.”
Joel cleans Persephone’s tears and then gently kisses Persephone’s lips before picking Persephone up and carefully carries her home
Joel cleans Persephone’s tears and then gently kisses Persephone’s lips before picking Persephone up and carefully carries her home
“I also want to bite your butt, gently of course. Would you be okay with that baby?” Joel is now gently caressing Persephone’s lower back and butt whilst smiling.
“So tonight I can fall asleep with my head on your butt? I would be dancing in excitement, though I don’t want to embarrass you.”
“So tonight I can fall asleep with my head on your butt? I would be dancing in excitement, though I don’t want to embarrass you.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“I also want to bite your butt, gently of course. Would you be okay with that baby?” Joel is now gently caressing Persephone’s lower back and butt whilst smiling.
“So tonight I can fall asleep with my head on your butt? I would be dancing in excitement, though I don’t want to embarrass you.”
“So tonight I can fall asleep with my head on your butt? I would be dancing in excitement, though I don’t want to embarrass you.”
“I really hope she doesn’t rebel because I don’t think I could cope but you are right. No matter what happens I’ll always be here for her and if she ever did really want a boyfriend, gross. I hope she will not lower her standards.”
Joel is guiding Persephone and opens the car door for Persephone
Joel is guiding Persephone and opens the car door for Persephone
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“I really hope she doesn’t rebel because I don’t think I could cope but you are right. No matter what happens I’ll always be here for her and if she ever did really want a boyfriend, gross. I hope she will not lower her standards.”
Joel is guiding Persephone and opens the car door for Persephone
Joel is guiding Persephone and opens the car door for Persephone
Joel didn’t really know what to say to help Violet feel better, so instead Joel just holds Violet for as long as Violet needs him too.
“What do you need me to do?” Joel said softly and he is now gently giving Violet a squeeze “I’ll help in anyway that I can help you, Violet.”
“What do you need me to do?” Joel said softly and he is now gently giving Violet a squeeze “I’ll help in anyway that I can help you, Violet.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Joel didn’t really know what to say to help Violet feel better, so instead Joel just holds Violet for as long as Violet needs him too.
“What do you need me to do?” Joel said softly and he is now gently giving Violet a squeeze “I’ll help in anyway that I can help you, Violet.”
“What do you need me to do?” Joel said softly and he is now gently giving Violet a squeeze “I’ll help in anyway that I can help you, Violet.”
“Then we will double make sure it’ll never happen, yeah?” Joel reassures Persephone and then takes Persephone into his arms.
“You know I can never see you being like your mom and this isn’t me trying to disrespect your mom in anyway but you’ll never do that to your children, baby.”
“You know I can never see you being like your mom and this isn’t me trying to disrespect your mom in anyway but you’ll never do that to your children, baby.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Then we will double make sure it’ll never happen, yeah?” Joel reassures Persephone and then takes Persephone into his arms.
“You know I can never see you being like your mom and this isn’t me trying to disrespect your mom in anyway but you’ll never do that to your children, baby.”
“You know I can never see you being like your mom and this isn’t me trying to disrespect your mom in anyway but you’ll never do that to your children, baby.”
“I am, actually I really think I could use your butt as a pillow and be happy and content with it. Wait, is that an option? Please say it is.”
Joel proceeds to continue playing with Persephone’s butt and he also gives Persephone’s butt a playful slap on occasions. “I really like your butt, baby.”
Joel proceeds to continue playing with Persephone’s butt and he also gives Persephone’s butt a playful slap on occasions. “I really like your butt, baby.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“I am, actually I really think I could use your butt as a pillow and be happy and content with it. Wait, is that an option? Please say it is.”
Joel proceeds to continue playing with Persephone’s butt and he also gives Persephone’s butt a playful slap on occasions. “I really like your butt, baby.”
Joel proceeds to continue playing with Persephone’s butt and he also gives Persephone’s butt a playful slap on occasions. “I really like your butt, baby.”
Joel laughs softly and then puts his arms around Persephone again after the other kiss and also another “ew” from Sarah.
“About that. Sarah and I have an agreement that she is not allowed to date and just has to remain my innocent little girl forever. However, Sarah isn’t on board with it, yet.”
“About that. Sarah and I have an agreement that she is not allowed to date and just has to remain my innocent little girl forever. However, Sarah isn’t on board with it, yet.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Joel laughs softly and then puts his arms around Persephone again after the other kiss and also another “ew” from Sarah.
“About that. Sarah and I have an agreement that she is not allowed to date and just has to remain my innocent little girl forever. However, Sarah isn’t on board with it, yet.”
“About that. Sarah and I have an agreement that she is not allowed to date and just has to remain my innocent little girl forever. However, Sarah isn’t on board with it, yet.”
Joel sat down with Stephanie’s guidance and he is smiling when Stephanie is excited about them all watching Scooby Doo together. Joel remembers to also give Stephanie a gentle hug.
“It is sweet that you want to watch my favourite movie with me Stephanie but I think it’ll be too graphic for you.”
“It is sweet that you want to watch my favourite movie with me Stephanie but I think it’ll be too graphic for you.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Joel sat down with Stephanie’s guidance and he is smiling when Stephanie is excited about them all watching Scooby Doo together. Joel remembers to also give Stephanie a gentle hug.
“It is sweet that you want to watch my favourite movie with me Stephanie but I think it’ll be too graphic for you.”
“It is sweet that you want to watch my favourite movie with me Stephanie but I think it’ll be too graphic for you.”
Joel immediately focuses on Persephone’s and within hesitation gently holds Persephone’s face in his hands whilst he is caressing it.
“No. No, I don’t think it is a bad thing that you are worried about Cascina being forgotten about Darling but I can promise you that won’t happen, it never will.”
“No. No, I don’t think it is a bad thing that you are worried about Cascina being forgotten about Darling but I can promise you that won’t happen, it never will.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Joel immediately focuses on Persephone’s and within hesitation gently holds Persephone’s face in his hands whilst he is caressing it.
“No. No, I don’t think it is a bad thing that you are worried about Cascina being forgotten about Darling but I can promise you that won’t happen, it never will.”
“No. No, I don’t think it is a bad thing that you are worried about Cascina being forgotten about Darling but I can promise you that won’t happen, it never will.”
Tommy would never hurt you like that, neither would your mom. I also imagine Tommy doesn’t know that yet because I haven’t had a very pissed baby brother ranting in my livingroom.”
Joel brings Violet into his arms and lets out a soft exhale “Things are different now, nobody can hurt you anymore.”
Joel brings Violet into his arms and lets out a soft exhale “Things are different now, nobody can hurt you anymore.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tommy would never hurt you like that, neither would your mom. I also imagine Tommy doesn’t know that yet because I haven’t had a very pissed baby brother ranting in my livingroom.”
Joel brings Violet into his arms and lets out a soft exhale “Things are different now, nobody can hurt you anymore.”
Joel brings Violet into his arms and lets out a soft exhale “Things are different now, nobody can hurt you anymore.”
Joel would be quick to return with his entire brood and they too are in their sleep wear for the night ahead. Joel is also smiling really wide.
“We are all here and ready for sleepover and movie night. I even brought snacks and wow! I love what you done with the place, it looks amazing in here.”
“We are all here and ready for sleepover and movie night. I even brought snacks and wow! I love what you done with the place, it looks amazing in here.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Joel would be quick to return with his entire brood and they too are in their sleep wear for the night ahead. Joel is also smiling really wide.
“We are all here and ready for sleepover and movie night. I even brought snacks and wow! I love what you done with the place, it looks amazing in here.”
“We are all here and ready for sleepover and movie night. I even brought snacks and wow! I love what you done with the place, it looks amazing in here.”
Joel is blushing like a big idiot now when Persephone guides his hands to the centre of her ass and exactly like Persephone gave him permission to do Joel is now nodding his head and feels around.
“Wow, no really I really mean wow because your ass is incredible. I could feel it all day everyday”
“Wow, no really I really mean wow because your ass is incredible. I could feel it all day everyday”
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Joel is blushing like a big idiot now when Persephone guides his hands to the centre of her ass and exactly like Persephone gave him permission to do Joel is now nodding his head and feels around.
“Wow, no really I really mean wow because your ass is incredible. I could feel it all day everyday”
“Wow, no really I really mean wow because your ass is incredible. I could feel it all day everyday”
Joel laughs after they share another kiss and then he wraps an arm around Persephone before guiding Persephone towards his car so that they can all go to the cinema together.
“You know, I think Sarah is going to remind us that us kissing is gross as much as she possibly can do baby, right?”
“You know, I think Sarah is going to remind us that us kissing is gross as much as she possibly can do baby, right?”
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Joel laughs after they share another kiss and then he wraps an arm around Persephone before guiding Persephone towards his car so that they can all go to the cinema together.
“You know, I think Sarah is going to remind us that us kissing is gross as much as she possibly can do baby, right?”
“You know, I think Sarah is going to remind us that us kissing is gross as much as she possibly can do baby, right?”
“Violet, those that care the most about you wether you tell them or not but most importantly they are going to worry more if you don’t tell them. You did the right thing, Violet.”
Joel hugs his niece and then smiles “But come on kiddo, chin up because everything will be alright, yeah?”
Joel hugs his niece and then smiles “But come on kiddo, chin up because everything will be alright, yeah?”
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Violet, those that care the most about you wether you tell them or not but most importantly they are going to worry more if you don’t tell them. You did the right thing, Violet.”
Joel hugs his niece and then smiles “But come on kiddo, chin up because everything will be alright, yeah?”
Joel hugs his niece and then smiles “But come on kiddo, chin up because everything will be alright, yeah?”
“Of course we can, that sounds like an amazing idea Stephanie.” Joel smiles and gently moves Stephanie over to their street since they live across from each other.
“I will get everyone and we will be over soon or you can come over with me and hang out until we are all ready to come over.”
“I will get everyone and we will be over soon or you can come over with me and hang out until we are all ready to come over.”
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Of course we can, that sounds like an amazing idea Stephanie.” Joel smiles and gently moves Stephanie over to their street since they live across from each other.
“I will get everyone and we will be over soon or you can come over with me and hang out until we are all ready to come over.”
“I will get everyone and we will be over soon or you can come over with me and hang out until we are all ready to come over.”
“They are really strong kicks but that makes me confident that everything is going great with their little legs. Do you feel the same baby?”
Joel smiles and gently caresses Persephone’s stomach to calm their baby “I think I have a revelation for this one Darling. How about a hot bubble bath?”
Joel smiles and gently caresses Persephone’s stomach to calm their baby “I think I have a revelation for this one Darling. How about a hot bubble bath?”
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“They are really strong kicks but that makes me confident that everything is going great with their little legs. Do you feel the same baby?”
Joel smiles and gently caresses Persephone’s stomach to calm their baby “I think I have a revelation for this one Darling. How about a hot bubble bath?”
Joel smiles and gently caresses Persephone’s stomach to calm their baby “I think I have a revelation for this one Darling. How about a hot bubble bath?”
“I did actually, though I have one question. Is it like normal for British women to have a really big and squishy butt? I really like your squishy butt.”
Joel then also sighs in happiness because he loves hearing the sound of Persephone laughing “You have the most beautiful laugh baby.”
Joel then also sighs in happiness because he loves hearing the sound of Persephone laughing “You have the most beautiful laugh baby.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“I did actually, though I have one question. Is it like normal for British women to have a really big and squishy butt? I really like your squishy butt.”
Joel then also sighs in happiness because he loves hearing the sound of Persephone laughing “You have the most beautiful laugh baby.”
Joel then also sighs in happiness because he loves hearing the sound of Persephone laughing “You have the most beautiful laugh baby.”
Joel laughs and nods his head “I think someone has. You know, if you don’t have to go yet then you can come and hang out with Sarah and I. What do you say?”
Joel has a hopeful smile on his features whilst gently caressing Persephone’s lower back “Come on. It could be fun, please join us.”
Joel has a hopeful smile on his features whilst gently caressing Persephone’s lower back “Come on. It could be fun, please join us.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Joel laughs and nods his head “I think someone has. You know, if you don’t have to go yet then you can come and hang out with Sarah and I. What do you say?”
Joel has a hopeful smile on his features whilst gently caressing Persephone’s lower back “Come on. It could be fun, please join us.”
Joel has a hopeful smile on his features whilst gently caressing Persephone’s lower back “Come on. It could be fun, please join us.”