Jon Corra
@imnohero.bsky.social
Generic list of accomplishments to impress strangers. Hallmark Gold Crown Platinum.
When it comes to celebrity deaths…maybe wait a few days before you post glowing tributes to them.
February 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When it comes to celebrity deaths…maybe wait a few days before you post glowing tributes to them.
The company that poisoned our water teamed up with that Millionaire’s charity and they’re promoting the mascot based on someone using a community college as her own PR firm. Oh MOV, you never let us down.
February 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The company that poisoned our water teamed up with that Millionaire’s charity and they’re promoting the mascot based on someone using a community college as her own PR firm. Oh MOV, you never let us down.
If you drive a Tesla, I’m not letting you merge in front of me.
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If you drive a Tesla, I’m not letting you merge in front of me.
Coming to theaters this summer, Titane 2 Cruise Control
February 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Coming to theaters this summer, Titane 2 Cruise Control
Seek out people who don’t think going to Myrtle Beach every year is success.
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Seek out people who don’t think going to Myrtle Beach every year is success.
The flag of my people.
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The flag of my people.
The Diet Coke button is back in the White House. This is me being defiant. Me and Cindy Crawford. OMG I’m old.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Diet Coke button is back in the White House. This is me being defiant. Me and Cindy Crawford. OMG I’m old.
Here’s what I don’t get about the #AcademyAwards. Will and Harper was snubbed for best documentary.
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Here’s what I don’t get about the #AcademyAwards. Will and Harper was snubbed for best documentary.
I hope when gas and eggs are FREE some of these people can finally afford to buy a new personality. The preacher’s wife, the trad wife, the divorced dad using Fb to prove he’s a good parent.
JFC Donna, take up knitting or something. Donna JR needs a break.
JFC Donna, take up knitting or something. Donna JR needs a break.
January 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I hope when gas and eggs are FREE some of these people can finally afford to buy a new personality. The preacher’s wife, the trad wife, the divorced dad using Fb to prove he’s a good parent.
JFC Donna, take up knitting or something. Donna JR needs a break.
JFC Donna, take up knitting or something. Donna JR needs a break.
I just saw an article that said replacing Air Force Two (the vice president’s plane) will be a HUGE challenge. Apparently there isn’t enough Scotchgard in the world for the couches. 🤢🤮
a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just saw an article that said replacing Air Force Two (the vice president’s plane) will be a HUGE challenge. Apparently there isn’t enough Scotchgard in the world for the couches. 🤢🤮
Did you all catch Carrie Underwood today?
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did you all catch Carrie Underwood today?
Imagine getting excited to dine at Texas Roadhouse.
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Imagine getting excited to dine at Texas Roadhouse.
The 🥽 they do nothing!
January 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The 🥽 they do nothing!
In response to the LA fires, Basic Bros on Facebook are sharing garbage propaganda memes about how we shouldn’t let celebrities tell us what to do. No Cayden, that’s what your mediocre 3rd wife is for.
a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair and making a face .
ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair and making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
In response to the LA fires, Basic Bros on Facebook are sharing garbage propaganda memes about how we shouldn’t let celebrities tell us what to do. No Cayden, that’s what your mediocre 3rd wife is for.
I had a blast at the Detroit Auto Show yesterday, but it was definitely lacking. Subaru, Nissan, Acura, Nissan, Mercedes, and so many more were not there. I wish I could have seen this show in its prime.
January 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I had a blast at the Detroit Auto Show yesterday, but it was definitely lacking. Subaru, Nissan, Acura, Nissan, Mercedes, and so many more were not there. I wish I could have seen this show in its prime.
I thought it was called Den of Thieves: Panera. Was expecting them to run off with a bread bowl full of tomato soup and that lemonade that unalives people.
Still a good movie though.
Still a good movie though.
January 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I thought it was called Den of Thieves: Panera. Was expecting them to run off with a bread bowl full of tomato soup and that lemonade that unalives people.
Still a good movie though.
Still a good movie though.
Oh good, the bots have made it to Sky Blue.
January 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh good, the bots have made it to Sky Blue.
We are not good roommates.
January 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We are not good roommates.
Bro in this Hummer just pulled right up to the McDonald’s window. Didn’t even stop at the speaker. Now he does not know what he wants. Maybe he could have taken some 100K and bought some common sense.
January 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bro in this Hummer just pulled right up to the McDonald’s window. Didn’t even stop at the speaker. Now he does not know what he wants. Maybe he could have taken some 100K and bought some common sense.
Product Placement Trivia: This hat was worn by a lead character in which 2024 Box Office Disappointment ?!?!
Hint: the character wearing it should have married Roy. #marketing #productplacement
Hint: the character wearing it should have married Roy. #marketing #productplacement
November 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Product Placement Trivia: This hat was worn by a lead character in which 2024 Box Office Disappointment ?!?!
Hint: the character wearing it should have married Roy. #marketing #productplacement
Hint: the character wearing it should have married Roy. #marketing #productplacement
Never Forget. #parade #JusticeForBarney The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Massacre.
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Never Forget. #parade #JusticeForBarney The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Massacre.
Today I got a friend a rather nice birthday present and he didn’t say thanks. People will always reveal themselves.
a man wearing an orange and black plaid jacket says well i learned a lot today
ALT: a man wearing an orange and black plaid jacket says well i learned a lot today
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Today I got a friend a rather nice birthday present and he didn’t say thanks. People will always reveal themselves.
Your conversations with your children aren’t as entertaining as you think they are.
November 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Your conversations with your children aren’t as entertaining as you think they are.