Mike 2.0
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Mike 2.0
@immortalcreature.bsky.social
Searcher. Seeker. Immortal Creature. NDE Survivor. Former Dead Guy. Aircraft Engineer. Musician. Living Life.
Did they try to check your shorts?
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dude, don't make a spectacle of yourself
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I used to work at the factory where they made fire hydrants. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This one seems a bit shaky
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He looks grumpy. Great photo!
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
That makes cents.
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Do you think the alphabet is in that order because of the song?
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Did they bury him upside down, then dig him up, flip him over & bury him again?
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh man, this is really good. 👏👏👏
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If it were true we'd already see a leaked Signal chat from Hegseth telling the group he's in charge.
August 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
83% of all stats are made up right on the spot
August 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
August 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Slimeball vibes
August 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Straight up cruelty.
August 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
humerus
July 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There won't be elections in 2026.
July 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's bad luck to change the name of a ship.
June 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Let's not kid ourselves or be so naive to think that the Senate will do the right thing. That motherfucker will be confirmed on the 1st vote. All this other shit is just for show. What a fucking joke. It's sickening.
June 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Never draw a weapon unless you intend to shoot. Never shoot unless you intend to kill. The shooting will start very soon. It's inevitable.
June 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hell NO!
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Soon, shots will be fired. It's inevitable.
June 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Motherfuckers
June 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Coming to an airline near you. Passenger & freighter alike. Stay tuned.
April 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He's also a brilliant guitarist.
April 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Singapore is a parliamentary democracy.
April 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM