This is all I can think of anytime anyone says Stephen’s name #thetraitorsus

Call me espresso because I’m a little coughy @lillitreatch.bsky.social

After hours of careful consideration and talking to the showgirl version of myself in a mirror, I’ve come up with my official rankings

My girlfriend only calls me at work for emergencies. Like the dog shit on the rug or if there’s a Travis Kelce/ Taylor Swift engagement

There’s always that unsettling moment during a haboob where I can’t remember if I closed my car windows or not

The glizzy gull

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!