𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃
@immaterialghost.bsky.social
Mostly void, partially stars. Probably thinking about Naruto and fae smut. I prefer my puns intended. Enfp. She/her. 28. Bi. MILF. Gemini☉ Aries☽ Sagittarius↑
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I’m built different. I’m built incorrectly
Hi, I’m never on here, but let’s take a minute for the dress ✨
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hi, I’m never on here, but let’s take a minute for the dress ✨
Whenever someone has an awful opinion I just imagine the Guitar Hero crowd booing at them.
September 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Whenever someone has an awful opinion I just imagine the Guitar Hero crowd booing at them.
To every person “struggling” with not deadnaming someone- I’ve gone by Ash most of my life, and no one has bat an eye. That is not my legal name. But when ~certain~ people find out my first name and immediately call me that, it gives me the ICK to my bones. So, uh, don’t do this. To anyone.
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
To every person “struggling” with not deadnaming someone- I’ve gone by Ash most of my life, and no one has bat an eye. That is not my legal name. But when ~certain~ people find out my first name and immediately call me that, it gives me the ICK to my bones. So, uh, don’t do this. To anyone.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back to life.
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back to life.
Help, I’ve accidentally started dating the entire town in Sun Haven-
August 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Help, I’ve accidentally started dating the entire town in Sun Haven-
My bff just lost our 2057 day streak on Snapchat and I am unwell.
August 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My bff just lost our 2057 day streak on Snapchat and I am unwell.
One time when I was 19 I was really drunk (shh) and needed to burp but didn’t know how to make myself burp and my neighbor (30+ with like 5 daughters) burped me like a baby by patting on my back. Wholesome and humbling.
August 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
One time when I was 19 I was really drunk (shh) and needed to burp but didn’t know how to make myself burp and my neighbor (30+ with like 5 daughters) burped me like a baby by patting on my back. Wholesome and humbling.
Went on “X” and immediately got hit by a bot with some p3do ass bullshit. Literally mourn Twitter and what it used to be. Hate that goddamn app now. Not even worth trying to use.
July 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Went on “X” and immediately got hit by a bot with some p3do ass bullshit. Literally mourn Twitter and what it used to be. Hate that goddamn app now. Not even worth trying to use.
My daughter has been asking me to blow bubbles for her lately, not to play with the bubbles, but so she can play with other toys and have bubbles around her??
July 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My daughter has been asking me to blow bubbles for her lately, not to play with the bubbles, but so she can play with other toys and have bubbles around her??
four games that brought you comfort or helped you heal ✨
July 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
four games that brought you comfort or helped you heal ✨
Got high and took myself on a walk. Now that’s what I call self care
July 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Got high and took myself on a walk. Now that’s what I call self care
I don’t know if y’all knew, but the cake is a lie.
July 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t know if y’all knew, but the cake is a lie.
Me, looking at a block of cheese and some milk in my fridge while the rest of my food is covered in ants
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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July 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me, looking at a block of cheese and some milk in my fridge while the rest of my food is covered in ants
I wish I had more people to talk to over the phone/video chat because I am lonely and miss actually talking with people, even from afar.
July 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wish I had more people to talk to over the phone/video chat because I am lonely and miss actually talking with people, even from afar.
Why did my best friend look me in the eyes today and go, “how many tabs do you have open?”
She was not prepared for it to be 425 and was cry laughing at me.
I may or may not have a problem.
She was not prepared for it to be 425 and was cry laughing at me.
I may or may not have a problem.
July 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why did my best friend look me in the eyes today and go, “how many tabs do you have open?”
She was not prepared for it to be 425 and was cry laughing at me.
I may or may not have a problem.
She was not prepared for it to be 425 and was cry laughing at me.
I may or may not have a problem.
My kitchen is infested with ants and they’re in all of my food and I have -300 dollars to my name, so that’s great.
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My kitchen is infested with ants and they’re in all of my food and I have -300 dollars to my name, so that’s great.
Was on a walk last night and this lady approached and asks if we’ve seen a baby goat and we’re like.. Yeah, actually.
We have no idea how it got in our pen but it’s her goat 😭 what are the odds she ran into us? She lives blocks away from where we do!
We have no idea how it got in our pen but it’s her goat 😭 what are the odds she ran into us? She lives blocks away from where we do!
We have miniature goats in the backyard and randomly yesterday another goat showed up?? And no one we know has any idea where it came from?? Someone just put another goat in our pen??
July 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Was on a walk last night and this lady approached and asks if we’ve seen a baby goat and we’re like.. Yeah, actually.
We have no idea how it got in our pen but it’s her goat 😭 what are the odds she ran into us? She lives blocks away from where we do!
We have no idea how it got in our pen but it’s her goat 😭 what are the odds she ran into us? She lives blocks away from where we do!
We have miniature goats in the backyard and randomly yesterday another goat showed up?? And no one we know has any idea where it came from?? Someone just put another goat in our pen??
July 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We have miniature goats in the backyard and randomly yesterday another goat showed up?? And no one we know has any idea where it came from?? Someone just put another goat in our pen??
Instagram decided to switch up my recommended send to accounts for reels from people I send them to all the time to random people and it recommended my dead sister first ☠️
July 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Instagram decided to switch up my recommended send to accounts for reels from people I send them to all the time to random people and it recommended my dead sister first ☠️
My daughter (2.7yrs) knocked out her front tooth 😭☠️ She’s okay, just not gonna have a front tooth until her adult one grows in at like 7+
July 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My daughter (2.7yrs) knocked out her front tooth 😭☠️ She’s okay, just not gonna have a front tooth until her adult one grows in at like 7+
Screaming at the sunshine, singing in the rain ✨
July 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Screaming at the sunshine, singing in the rain ✨
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If you ever want saint to reply to you remember that’s a literal isopod at a computer the keys are far apart for them
July 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you ever want saint to reply to you remember that’s a literal isopod at a computer the keys are far apart for them
Thinking about the girl who showed up to a party I went to with Pedialyte. She’s a real one
July 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thinking about the girl who showed up to a party I went to with Pedialyte. She’s a real one
Sound aura ✨ Top artists
July 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sound aura ✨ Top artists