Some famous Bovril consumers are, Una Stubbs, Rupert Everett and Lloyd Cole. Can you spot the common theme?

It’s not possible to consume Bovril underwater. Many have tried.

No chemical reaction exists during Bovril consumption that warms you up. Fact

Important announcement!! Eating Bovril on toast doesn’t come without risk. Once consumed and you satisfyingly wipe your chops with a napkin. Do not leave the napkin/tissue casually discarded. Co residents can get confused. #Bovrildirt

Nobody ever died during the consumption of Bovril

Some people think it’s easy to just spread Bovril on toast. However it’s critical that the butter goes on when the toast is at a certain temperature and then the Bovril butter ratio is critical. No I won’t tell you the figures on an open platform. Training courses are available. #eatbovril

Ohhhhh it scrolls the other way!

@realclintonb.bsky.social probably isn’t even you. Can’t tell without a blue tick. #eatbovril

Has anybody ever eaten Bovril on toast, you can thank me for that.