Just Sausage
@imjustsausage.bsky.social
I used my Amazon app to order domino's thru grubhub in order to get delivery outside their normal range but now its a bitch getting a hold of customer service when the food is cold!
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I used my Amazon app to order domino's thru grubhub in order to get delivery outside their normal range but now its a bitch getting a hold of customer service when the food is cold!
What am I just supposed to stop buying stuff I don't need?
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What am I just supposed to stop buying stuff I don't need?
I don't care WHAT your political affiliation is, but, at a time like this, we can all come together around my opinion personally.
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I don't care WHAT your political affiliation is, but, at a time like this, we can all come together around my opinion personally.
Yes, I voted for a bad man who did many bad things, but im not stupid! I'm......... also bad...?
August 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes, I voted for a bad man who did many bad things, but im not stupid! I'm......... also bad...?
Just in a car with air. Life is so different behind closed windows....
July 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just in a car with air. Life is so different behind closed windows....
There is nothing worse than being a serial killer. I want to change but I can't. Oops, there i go again, silly me.
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There is nothing worse than being a serial killer. I want to change but I can't. Oops, there i go again, silly me.
Someone called the dust hotline to report me peeing at work, and I thought it was a good thing, but the boss says I'm a sex offender now 😭
March 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Someone called the dust hotline to report me peeing at work, and I thought it was a good thing, but the boss says I'm a sex offender now 😭
Officer, i was playing a video game, so no, I didn't notice it was driving 10 over the speed limit sorry.....
March 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Officer, i was playing a video game, so no, I didn't notice it was driving 10 over the speed limit sorry.....
Yes, I like the band SR-71. My mistake was for thinking it was extra insurance for drunk driving. My whole family is alcoholics, so it's an honest mistake....
March 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Yes, I like the band SR-71. My mistake was for thinking it was extra insurance for drunk driving. My whole family is alcoholics, so it's an honest mistake....
What if the secret the happiness wasn't drinking and gambling all along....
March 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What if the secret the happiness wasn't drinking and gambling all along....
Sure I've mad a lot of bad decisions but I deserve respect for the fact that I CHOSE something
March 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sure I've mad a lot of bad decisions but I deserve respect for the fact that I CHOSE something
If you're so smart, how come you aren't recognizing I'm stupid, huh? Riddle me that!
March 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you're so smart, how come you aren't recognizing I'm stupid, huh? Riddle me that!