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Josh Kegley
@imjustjoshying.bsky.social
Software Engineer turned Ass Kisser- I mean manager, cat dad of two, and gamer (not a good one)
It’s wild to me how they control the house, the senate, and the white house and yet they’re still the victim!
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
8 weeks vs 3 weeks! She’s getting so big.
August 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This guy woke up feeling way better. He decided to blep at the neighbors on the front deck
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He’s healing from pancreatitis and she’s making sure he has company.
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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not all gyros wear capes
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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So to clarify the timeline:

Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign.

Bondi says they’re on her desk.

Trump gets told he’s in them.

Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.
July 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Toe beans
June 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The law must always be grounded in fundamental principles such as equal rights and due process, or it becomes a tool of oppression.
June 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Fair question!
June 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I don’t want a fucking bill, I want executives rotting in prison for the rest of their short, miserable lives.
June 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oliver has come a long way in just a few months.
May 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They’re talking about Bidens mental decline because orange mango man is decaying in front of their eyes
May 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nap time
May 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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“Con Air”
May 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Have you met rat catcher? She was named by Aaron’s ex. She’s Cinnamon. She’s lived in the backyard since 2021.
May 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I hope this is legal - I present napping toe beans!
May 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Diplomacy or improv? Even they can’t tell.
May 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My buff little demons
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Puppets…
May 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
They’re basically perfect for each other
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Stop and smell the begonias
April 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.
The CFPB Has Been Gutted
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.
www.wired.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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INCREDIBLE opinion by Wilkinson refusing to stay Judge Xinis's orders in the Abrego Garcia case, condemning DOJ's arguments as "shocking not only to judges, but to the intuitive sense of liberty that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear."
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
April 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM