My morning routine is a little different
March 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My morning routine is a little different
Gray sweatpants season is officially over. It’s time for SPRING!
March 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Gray sweatpants season is officially over. It’s time for SPRING!
POP goes the weasel
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
POP goes the weasel
Do these shorts make my dick look phat?
December 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Do these shorts make my dick look phat?
Merry Christmas, everybody! Time to “Dick the Holes.” That’s how the song goes, right? Did you get the toys you wanted?
December 25, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Merry Christmas, everybody! Time to “Dick the Holes.” That’s how the song goes, right? Did you get the toys you wanted?
Make the Yuletide gay
December 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Make the Yuletide gay
Want to sit in my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?
December 10, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Want to sit in my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?
Suspect is carrying a weapon of ass destruction
December 1, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Suspect is carrying a weapon of ass destruction
Something something sausage stuffing
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Something something sausage stuffing
I haven’t been here in a while. Just found out there’s video now. Hi, y’all!
September 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I haven’t been here in a while. Just found out there’s video now. Hi, y’all!