It feels like working the studio audience at Fox News. I am excited to listen to them slowly gain consciousness as they get fucked in this economy.

Honestly I’d be ok if we just ended this test trial of American democracy and started using the metric system like the rest of the world.

Because once you can’t trust your own eyes, they can commit atrocities in front of you, and say it didn’t happen.

What do you call an American who isn’t upset with Elon?

A Nazi. You call them a Nazi.

Further proof that the ‘assassination attempt’ was purely performative.

I’m watching with you now! ✊🏼