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when the ice cream got Pieces in it
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 AM
when the ice cream got Pieces in it
Does anyone remember the episode of mythbusters where they kept a guy in a cave for years to see if he'd turn into gollum
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Does anyone remember the episode of mythbusters where they kept a guy in a cave for years to see if he'd turn into gollum
the one time i did heroine it wasn't even that good like watching adventure time feels better
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 AM
the one time i did heroine it wasn't even that good like watching adventure time feels better
my life is like a fart
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 AM
my life is like a fart
pooping in reverse
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 AM
pooping in reverse
tracking what i eat on an app is so awesome cause ill have exact records of how i turned my innards into black slime. pizza breakfast. cookie dough lunch. no dinner
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 AM
tracking what i eat on an app is so awesome cause ill have exact records of how i turned my innards into black slime. pizza breakfast. cookie dough lunch. no dinner
thurday
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 AM
thurday
wheel wednesday
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
wheel wednesday
transmission tuesday
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
transmission tuesday
motor oil monday
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
motor oil monday
everyone elses computers are weak and useless and break all the time. my computer always works with no issues. because im mean to it.
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 AM
everyone elses computers are weak and useless and break all the time. my computer always works with no issues. because im mean to it.
my fingernail health has been going downhill lately
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 AM
my fingernail health has been going downhill lately
id be a perfect person if not for having to take allergy medication every day
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 AM
id be a perfect person if not for having to take allergy medication every day
i am deeply susceptible to advertising i want to buy canned fish so bad over the graphic design
January 23, 2026 at 11:22 AM
i am deeply susceptible to advertising i want to buy canned fish so bad over the graphic design
the term middle aged is presuming a lot
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 AM
the term middle aged is presuming a lot
mortimer bigsby... try it out
January 23, 2026 at 11:20 AM
mortimer bigsby... try it out
throat lozenge. get real
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM
throat lozenge. get real
worlds longest booger tragically destroyed by worlds normalest tissue
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 AM
worlds longest booger tragically destroyed by worlds normalest tissue
john mulaney said his doctor was concerned when john claimed to urinate 11 times a day. this is interesting as im likely over 25 a day and feel great.
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 AM
john mulaney said his doctor was concerned when john claimed to urinate 11 times a day. this is interesting as im likely over 25 a day and feel great.
hamburger helper. somebody help her. give her shelter and jelq her and be a chauffeur with loafers no hope for. the future. computer. calculations. reparations. find god. nice bod
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 AM
hamburger helper. somebody help her. give her shelter and jelq her and be a chauffeur with loafers no hope for. the future. computer. calculations. reparations. find god. nice bod
goonnight and goon dreams
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 AM
goonnight and goon dreams
300 people sing portal 2 turret opera in the gender neutral bathroom
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
300 people sing portal 2 turret opera in the gender neutral bathroom
yes i eat chicken strips at least twice a week no i am not autistic we exist,.
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
yes i eat chicken strips at least twice a week no i am not autistic we exist,.
ok google how many calories in a spider
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ok google how many calories in a spider
fuck man. i wish i could fucking go back... FUCK.
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
fuck man. i wish i could fucking go back... FUCK.