Chris McCreary
@imchrismccreary.bsky.social
writer | performer
I’m probably awake right now.
FULL SPECIAL of Hot Nostalgia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNRVXnQXv6w
I’m probably awake right now.
FULL SPECIAL of Hot Nostalgia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNRVXnQXv6w
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Following the success of the blood orange, citrus growers are currently developing the phlegm orange, as well as the black and yellow bile oranges.
March 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Following the success of the blood orange, citrus growers are currently developing the phlegm orange, as well as the black and yellow bile oranges.
Thinking about starting an M. Night Village situation. Any takers?
March 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thinking about starting an M. Night Village situation. Any takers?
DEI this, DEI that, and we’re just gonna ignore gluten-free? #weusedtobeacountry
February 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
DEI this, DEI that, and we’re just gonna ignore gluten-free? #weusedtobeacountry
saw an up and coming comedian do a great bit - signs of long career - I commented “this is like a scene from Moneyball” - they replied “you mean the movie about baseball?”, not realizing it was a compliment. Unfollowed.
February 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
saw an up and coming comedian do a great bit - signs of long career - I commented “this is like a scene from Moneyball” - they replied “you mean the movie about baseball?”, not realizing it was a compliment. Unfollowed.
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It was the bescestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times...
February 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It was the bescestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times...
So do I only cheer when Luka makes a play? and boycott the Nicovericks until evil is gone? What’s the jersey situation? Can a Mavericks fan wear a Lakers Luka jersey? I am 36 years old.
February 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So do I only cheer when Luka makes a play? and boycott the Nicovericks until evil is gone? What’s the jersey situation? Can a Mavericks fan wear a Lakers Luka jersey? I am 36 years old.
opening the windows in February. nba gutting a franchise and fanbase to compensate for ratings. gestures broadly to any news.
I’m not a historian but it feels like someone is overplaying their hand.
I’m not a historian but it feels like someone is overplaying their hand.
February 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
opening the windows in February. nba gutting a franchise and fanbase to compensate for ratings. gestures broadly to any news.
I’m not a historian but it feels like someone is overplaying their hand.
I’m not a historian but it feels like someone is overplaying their hand.
let’s get this over with and send Wemby to the Lakers.
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
let’s get this over with and send Wemby to the Lakers.
The Mavs actually win. They actually are competitive. And they do this.
Why the fuck is anyone still rooting for the Cowboys?
Why the fuck is anyone still rooting for the Cowboys?
February 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Mavs actually win. They actually are competitive. And they do this.
Why the fuck is anyone still rooting for the Cowboys?
Why the fuck is anyone still rooting for the Cowboys?
2023 is gonna be my year.
January 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
2023 is gonna be my year.
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I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
3 priorities? - dumbass doesn’t know a good defense is 3-4 at minimum. 4-3 if you know what you’re doing.
Pete Hegseth, newly sworn-in as President Trump’s defense secretary, outlined three main priorities for his tenure on Saturday.
Pete Hegseth, New Defense Secretary, Outlines Pentagon’s Priorities
After being sworn-in by Vice President JD Vance, the Pentagon’s new leader addressed the Defense Department’s three million employees.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
3 priorities? - dumbass doesn’t know a good defense is 3-4 at minimum. 4-3 if you know what you’re doing.
if I have kids I’m pulling an M. Night “The Village” and pretending it’s 1998.
January 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
if I have kids I’m pulling an M. Night “The Village” and pretending it’s 1998.
I ironically tried a bolo for NYE and accidentally unlocked my true personality
ok i gotta get on the bolos
January 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I ironically tried a bolo for NYE and accidentally unlocked my true personality
Jerry Jones is punishing his fans by giving up, hiring a terrible staff, and creating a trainwreck so massive the media coverage alone will make it the most profitable season ever. Jerry wins.
(This metaphor is not applicable anywhere else)
(This metaphor is not applicable anywhere else)
January 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Jerry Jones is punishing his fans by giving up, hiring a terrible staff, and creating a trainwreck so massive the media coverage alone will make it the most profitable season ever. Jerry wins.
(This metaphor is not applicable anywhere else)
(This metaphor is not applicable anywhere else)
she is going to spawn a generation of John Wicks
The Senate voted on Saturday to confirm Kristi Noem as homeland security secretary. The former South Dakota governor now leads the sprawling agency that runs the nation’s immigration system and that leads counterterrorism efforts.
Kristi Noem Is Confirmed as Homeland Security Secretary
The former South Dakota governor now leads the agency that runs the nation’s immigration system.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
she is going to spawn a generation of John Wicks
Hooks and name tags are back in play baby #3M
Which brands have quit X/Twitter?
3M
Balenciaga
Berlin Film Festival
Best Buy
Devon County Council
Eli Lilly
European Federation of Journalists
The Guardian
Magers & Quinn Booksellers
North Wales Police
NPR
Playbill
Royal National 🧵
3M
Balenciaga
Berlin Film Festival
Best Buy
Devon County Council
Eli Lilly
European Federation of Journalists
The Guardian
Magers & Quinn Booksellers
North Wales Police
NPR
Playbill
Royal National 🧵
January 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hooks and name tags are back in play baby #3M
hot takes about global politics at the local Outback Steakhouse. it was going well until they handed them an iPad to check out.
January 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
hot takes about global politics at the local Outback Steakhouse. it was going well until they handed them an iPad to check out.
if we bring back physical menus I think we could solve universal healthcare.
January 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if we bring back physical menus I think we could solve universal healthcare.
had a 2000’s night. Laid on the floor and listened to albums. then came on here to tell you about it.
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
had a 2000’s night. Laid on the floor and listened to albums. then came on here to tell you about it.
PIXAR: we wanna do a story about grass.
MARVEL: call Mahershala.
MARVEL: call Mahershala.
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
PIXAR: we wanna do a story about grass.
MARVEL: call Mahershala.
MARVEL: call Mahershala.
good to see the substance getting love. been using for 6 days no side effects.
January 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
good to see the substance getting love. been using for 6 days no side effects.
been luring audiences in with stand up only to sandbag them with a play. Fools.
January 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
been luring audiences in with stand up only to sandbag them with a play. Fools.
this national championship is the eagle-chiefs of super bowls
January 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
this national championship is the eagle-chiefs of super bowls