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free and open source version of Pokemon called LibreMon and you can play it on Linux
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
free and open source version of Pokemon called LibreMon and you can play it on Linux
an antipasto is a pasto that doesn’t acknowledge the legitimacy of the pope in Rome
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
an antipasto is a pasto that doesn’t acknowledge the legitimacy of the pope in Rome
handy tip: if you want to see a mountain but one is not nearby, you can find a molehill and look at it very closely, making it seem much larger
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
handy tip: if you want to see a mountain but one is not nearby, you can find a molehill and look at it very closely, making it seem much larger
going back in time and giving cavemen “how to draw anime” guidebooks so their cave paintings are better
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
going back in time and giving cavemen “how to draw anime” guidebooks so their cave paintings are better
If the Looney Toons were extinct animals, Daffy could be a hadrosaur (duckbilled dinosaur) and Porky Pig could be an entelodont (Miocene hell hog). I don’t know what Bugs Bunny could be so please don’t ask me
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
If the Looney Toons were extinct animals, Daffy could be a hadrosaur (duckbilled dinosaur) and Porky Pig could be an entelodont (Miocene hell hog). I don’t know what Bugs Bunny could be so please don’t ask me
any graveyard can be an elephants graveyard if you put some elephants in it
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
any graveyard can be an elephants graveyard if you put some elephants in it
the most important invention in human history is the bottle. before that everyone had to carry drinks in their hands
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
the most important invention in human history is the bottle. before that everyone had to carry drinks in their hands
British people have very heavy wallets… because each of their “DOLLARS” weighs a “POUND”!
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
British people have very heavy wallets… because each of their “DOLLARS” weighs a “POUND”!
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If humans evolved from chimpanzees, why could a chimpanzee effortlessly destroy me in hand to hand combat?
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If humans evolved from chimpanzees, why could a chimpanzee effortlessly destroy me in hand to hand combat?
(to the tune of Love Shack) homestuck
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
(to the tune of Love Shack) homestuck
a piranha can skeletonize a cow in thirty seconds. and a reverse-piranha can refleshen a cow skeleton in twenty
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
a piranha can skeletonize a cow in thirty seconds. and a reverse-piranha can refleshen a cow skeleton in twenty
Putting bread in the microwave to make toast
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Putting bread in the microwave to make toast
Super Smash Bros Melee isn’t a very good game because Luigi doesn’t use his own voice lines. He just has Mario’s but they’re sped up.
September 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Super Smash Bros Melee isn’t a very good game because Luigi doesn’t use his own voice lines. He just has Mario’s but they’re sped up.
did you know? in England they call a toilet a “lorry”
August 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
did you know? in England they call a toilet a “lorry”
imagine a guy who pronounces words wrong
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
imagine a guy who pronounces words wrong
people say it’s the same thing but the Kirkland brand gasoline just doesn’t taste as good
August 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
people say it’s the same thing but the Kirkland brand gasoline just doesn’t taste as good
ordered a coffee with milk in it and the freaking barista gave me snake milk
August 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ordered a coffee with milk in it and the freaking barista gave me snake milk
they should add flash games to online banking sites to encourage people to spend more time logged in
August 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
they should add flash games to online banking sites to encourage people to spend more time logged in
ethics is when you steal bread to feed your starving family and the more bread you steal the more ethical it is
August 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
ethics is when you steal bread to feed your starving family and the more bread you steal the more ethical it is
great. just found a key in the food lion parking lot. now I’ve gotta spend all day figuring out what it unlocks
July 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
great. just found a key in the food lion parking lot. now I’ve gotta spend all day figuring out what it unlocks
video games lied to me. I can’t double jump and neither can anyone I know
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
video games lied to me. I can’t double jump and neither can anyone I know
If you drop a bowling ball and a golf ball off the leaning tower of Pisa, the bowling ball will land first. This is because it’s heavier.
July 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you drop a bowling ball and a golf ball off the leaning tower of Pisa, the bowling ball will land first. This is because it’s heavier.
they mostly drank beer in the middle ages because nobody had invented ice cold Pepsi yet
July 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
they mostly drank beer in the middle ages because nobody had invented ice cold Pepsi yet
it’s an act of great bravery, a courageous thing to do in a dark world, to put truck nuts on your ford fiesta
July 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
it’s an act of great bravery, a courageous thing to do in a dark world, to put truck nuts on your ford fiesta