Benjamin Gray
@imbenvincible.bsky.social
He/Him. Professional Writer. Unprofessional Writer. TTRPGs, literature, comedy, and more. 1/3 of Roleplay Retcon. The good stuff is at heybenjamingray.com.
I need to know if anyone gets this joke/pun/reference
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I need to know if anyone gets this joke/pun/reference
Transcripts are important for accessibility reasons, of course, but you also get the minor perk of them being unintentionally hilarious sometimes
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Transcripts are important for accessibility reasons, of course, but you also get the minor perk of them being unintentionally hilarious sometimes
Posting this image is way way more annoying than a joke being about sex, a near-universal human experience
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Posting this image is way way more annoying than a joke being about sex, a near-universal human experience
This isn't even a participation trophy. It's a trophy for wanting a trophy.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This isn't even a participation trophy. It's a trophy for wanting a trophy.
I'm sure if I dug deeper I could find unacceptable ties to fascism (even though he seems to have no love for Trump) and he definitely should never ever hold public office, but I'm gonna be honest it's sorta hard to hate this face
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm sure if I dug deeper I could find unacceptable ties to fascism (even though he seems to have no love for Trump) and he definitely should never ever hold public office, but I'm gonna be honest it's sorta hard to hate this face
I know so little about Curtis Sliwa that he just sorta exists in my head as Steven Austin from 30 Rock or one of the other city council candidates from Parks and Rec.
I keep expecting him to start punching people and saying "I said I'd fight you, not fight FOR you"
I keep expecting him to start punching people and saying "I said I'd fight you, not fight FOR you"
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I know so little about Curtis Sliwa that he just sorta exists in my head as Steven Austin from 30 Rock or one of the other city council candidates from Parks and Rec.
I keep expecting him to start punching people and saying "I said I'd fight you, not fight FOR you"
I keep expecting him to start punching people and saying "I said I'd fight you, not fight FOR you"
My Driver's License surname starts with an M. Maybe you can see why I go by Gray.
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My Driver's License surname starts with an M. Maybe you can see why I go by Gray.
Realizing Mario has Resting Disappointed Face
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Realizing Mario has Resting Disappointed Face
I confess that, despite being a Level D TTRPG Threat, I know almost nothing about Critical Role and I especially cannot fathom how an Actual Play Cast can be this big
Like, RR had a series with 7 people *as a stunt* and it nearly broke containment
Like, RR had a series with 7 people *as a stunt* and it nearly broke containment
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I confess that, despite being a Level D TTRPG Threat, I know almost nothing about Critical Role and I especially cannot fathom how an Actual Play Cast can be this big
Like, RR had a series with 7 people *as a stunt* and it nearly broke containment
Like, RR had a series with 7 people *as a stunt* and it nearly broke containment
Can I give you some free advice about your email subject lines, Brian
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Can I give you some free advice about your email subject lines, Brian
Haha look at those kooky skeletons hahaaaAAAAAAAGGGHH
October 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Haha look at those kooky skeletons hahaaaAAAAAAAGGGHH
During the Obama/McCain election, CNN debuted some tech that let people remotely project into the studio *for the audience,* but the studio anchor (Wolf, usually) couldn't actually see them. Wolf was like "It's great to be able to see you," which was a lie, and I have never forgiven him
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
During the Obama/McCain election, CNN debuted some tech that let people remotely project into the studio *for the audience,* but the studio anchor (Wolf, usually) couldn't actually see them. Wolf was like "It's great to be able to see you," which was a lie, and I have never forgiven him
Me, a Foxy Shazam fan, hearing the Peacemaker season 2 theme song for the first time
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me, a Foxy Shazam fan, hearing the Peacemaker season 2 theme song for the first time
Like, are these sixty dollar ones a scam
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Like, are these sixty dollar ones a scam
Didn't tag you in this years ago, so I don't know if you ever saw it
September 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Didn't tag you in this years ago, so I don't know if you ever saw it
With ethical entertainment options dwindling, here's one of my picks: A Void in Reality. Technically a FATE Core AP podcast, but it's Youtube version sometimes has accompanying visuals, so it's great for playing your Switch and looking up every once in a while!
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
With ethical entertainment options dwindling, here's one of my picks: A Void in Reality. Technically a FATE Core AP podcast, but it's Youtube version sometimes has accompanying visuals, so it's great for playing your Switch and looking up every once in a while!
If you see this QTP with your idle animation
September 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you see this QTP with your idle animation
Buttering up fascists so they won't kill you never works.
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Buttering up fascists so they won't kill you never works.
Boy, this reads like someone who knows they have to pretend to give a fuck
September 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boy, this reads like someone who knows they have to pretend to give a fuck
I figured out I love games about hiking
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I figured out I love games about hiking
This original Pogo quote was about pollution, by the way, not about being sure to make *more* pollution than China
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This original Pogo quote was about pollution, by the way, not about being sure to make *more* pollution than China
Jesus, just go back to stealing the real art
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Jesus, just go back to stealing the real art