Ima Private Person
@imaprivate.bsky.social
California Coastal Range would-be gardener, voracious audiobook consumer, childless cat lady who DOES have a stake bc I actually care about others regardless of my blood relation to them (don’t get me started!), feminist, liberal, climate worrier
Calicos are the original Girl Bosses.
DO NOT mess with!
DO NOT mess with!
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Calicos are the original Girl Bosses.
DO NOT mess with!
DO NOT mess with!
I’m torn.
On one hand, Nuzzi is insufferable, so I’m hoping that with bad sales she’ll fade into obscurity.
On the other hand, if the book can help rid us of RFK Jr (with allegations he’s using drugs and his “erotic poetry” 🤮 ) I’d like to see it publicized MORE.
On one hand, Nuzzi is insufferable, so I’m hoping that with bad sales she’ll fade into obscurity.
On the other hand, if the book can help rid us of RFK Jr (with allegations he’s using drugs and his “erotic poetry” 🤮 ) I’d like to see it publicized MORE.
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I’m torn.
On one hand, Nuzzi is insufferable, so I’m hoping that with bad sales she’ll fade into obscurity.
On the other hand, if the book can help rid us of RFK Jr (with allegations he’s using drugs and his “erotic poetry” 🤮 ) I’d like to see it publicized MORE.
On one hand, Nuzzi is insufferable, so I’m hoping that with bad sales she’ll fade into obscurity.
On the other hand, if the book can help rid us of RFK Jr (with allegations he’s using drugs and his “erotic poetry” 🤮 ) I’d like to see it publicized MORE.
Then Vance will pardon them. His sole goal in life is to win 2028, and MAGA loves them some US war criminals.
Sigh.
Sigh.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Then Vance will pardon them. His sole goal in life is to win 2028, and MAGA loves them some US war criminals.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Sadly, “The Hague” is an unrealistic expectation for any US citizen, ESPECIALLY US military:
1. US is not a member of the ICC and does not recognize its jurisdiction over US nationals
2. The Hague Invasion Act (see below)
Let’s focus on what we ACTUALLY can & must do to hold them accountable!
1. US is not a member of the ICC and does not recognize its jurisdiction over US nationals
2. The Hague Invasion Act (see below)
Let’s focus on what we ACTUALLY can & must do to hold them accountable!
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sadly, “The Hague” is an unrealistic expectation for any US citizen, ESPECIALLY US military:
1. US is not a member of the ICC and does not recognize its jurisdiction over US nationals
2. The Hague Invasion Act (see below)
Let’s focus on what we ACTUALLY can & must do to hold them accountable!
1. US is not a member of the ICC and does not recognize its jurisdiction over US nationals
2. The Hague Invasion Act (see below)
Let’s focus on what we ACTUALLY can & must do to hold them accountable!
As he descends into dementia, Trump’s regressed to regurgitating the most hurtful things his parents said to him
Piggy, ugly, “are you stupid?”, seriously retarded…
Eventually he’ll get to, “I wish you’d never been born”
At which point Big Don will respond as Little Donny did, by throwing his 💩
Piggy, ugly, “are you stupid?”, seriously retarded…
Eventually he’ll get to, “I wish you’d never been born”
At which point Big Don will respond as Little Donny did, by throwing his 💩
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
As he descends into dementia, Trump’s regressed to regurgitating the most hurtful things his parents said to him
Piggy, ugly, “are you stupid?”, seriously retarded…
Eventually he’ll get to, “I wish you’d never been born”
At which point Big Don will respond as Little Donny did, by throwing his 💩
Piggy, ugly, “are you stupid?”, seriously retarded…
Eventually he’ll get to, “I wish you’d never been born”
At which point Big Don will respond as Little Donny did, by throwing his 💩
JD, who could not manage to order donuts, trying to convince everyone he’s a real boy
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
JD, who could not manage to order donuts, trying to convince everyone he’s a real boy
Think again. He’ll take it to SCOTUS and we all know how that ends 😡
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Think again. He’ll take it to SCOTUS and we all know how that ends 😡
Imagine what Biden’s answer would’ve been. We’d have all been teary eyed with sadness for the family and his desire to make sure they knew how much Americans cared & shared their sorrow and how grateful we were for her service
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Imagine what Biden’s answer would’ve been. We’d have all been teary eyed with sadness for the family and his desire to make sure they knew how much Americans cared & shared their sorrow and how grateful we were for her service
My neighbor likes to freeze *very ripe* ones and eat them with a spoon like sorbet
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My neighbor likes to freeze *very ripe* ones and eat them with a spoon like sorbet
That would be hoping for too much.
Petey & Trump have been looking for ANY excuse.
Petey & Trump have been looking for ANY excuse.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That would be hoping for too much.
Petey & Trump have been looking for ANY excuse.
Petey & Trump have been looking for ANY excuse.
MAGA: On the one hand hand they want to hear religion is coming back
On the other hand they want to hear Trump call his rival a big fat slob
On the other hand they want to hear Trump call his rival a big fat slob
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
MAGA: On the one hand hand they want to hear religion is coming back
On the other hand they want to hear Trump call his rival a big fat slob
On the other hand they want to hear Trump call his rival a big fat slob
But you can spend a whole lot more if your savings only need to get you thru to age 87 rather than 95!!!
a man is standing in front of a building and looking up at the sky .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a building and looking up at the sky .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
But you can spend a whole lot more if your savings only need to get you thru to age 87 rather than 95!!!
I need to first digest the sad news that Tatiana, Caroline Kennedy’s daughter, has terminal cancer and less than one year to live
www.cnn.com/2025/11/22/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/22/p...
Tatiana Schlossberg, JFK’s granddaughter, reveals terminal cancer diagnosis | CNN Politics
President John F. Kennedy’s granddaughter Tatiana Schlossberg on Saturday revealed that she has been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
www.cnn.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I need to first digest the sad news that Tatiana, Caroline Kennedy’s daughter, has terminal cancer and less than one year to live
www.cnn.com/2025/11/22/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/22/p...
Because guess who has the Epstein video?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of flags with the word progresso on them
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of flags with the word progresso on them
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Because guess who has the Epstein video?
I don’t endorse the the swearing part, but it gets the point across
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I don’t endorse the the swearing part, but it gets the point across
I don’t care!!!!!!!
If she’s willing to throw a wrench in Trump & Mikey Johnson’s plans, I’m here for it!
If she’s willing to throw a wrench in Trump & Mikey Johnson’s plans, I’m here for it!
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don’t care!!!!!!!
If she’s willing to throw a wrench in Trump & Mikey Johnson’s plans, I’m here for it!
If she’s willing to throw a wrench in Trump & Mikey Johnson’s plans, I’m here for it!
You voted against SOCIALISM?! Letting Rs frame the narrative.
Great way to turn off the FEW remaining Dems who support you. SMH
I’d ask you to explain, but really… it’s pointless. You can’t unsqueeze the toothpaste AGAIN.
Great way to turn off the FEW remaining Dems who support you. SMH
I’d ask you to explain, but really… it’s pointless. You can’t unsqueeze the toothpaste AGAIN.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You voted against SOCIALISM?! Letting Rs frame the narrative.
Great way to turn off the FEW remaining Dems who support you. SMH
I’d ask you to explain, but really… it’s pointless. You can’t unsqueeze the toothpaste AGAIN.
Great way to turn off the FEW remaining Dems who support you. SMH
I’d ask you to explain, but really… it’s pointless. You can’t unsqueeze the toothpaste AGAIN.
Oh for fuck’s sake, what a waste of space these people are.
And @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, what in hell?!!!!
And @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, what in hell?!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake, what a waste of space these people are.
And @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, what in hell?!!!!
And @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, what in hell?!!!!
Also Grok:
“Elon has a fully functioning penis that was DEFINITELY not broken during a botched enlargement surgery”
😉
“Elon has a fully functioning penis that was DEFINITELY not broken during a botched enlargement surgery”
😉
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Also Grok:
“Elon has a fully functioning penis that was DEFINITELY not broken during a botched enlargement surgery”
😉
“Elon has a fully functioning penis that was DEFINITELY not broken during a botched enlargement surgery”
😉
This piece is a good reminder of what the *responsible adults* did to protect our nation from a panicking Nixon’s meltdown
Sadly:
“…Pete Hegseth is no Jim Schlesinger, Marco Rubio is no Henry Kissinger, Susie Wiles is no Al Haig, and JD Vance is no Gerald Ford” 😳
Sadly:
“…Pete Hegseth is no Jim Schlesinger, Marco Rubio is no Henry Kissinger, Susie Wiles is no Al Haig, and JD Vance is no Gerald Ford” 😳
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This piece is a good reminder of what the *responsible adults* did to protect our nation from a panicking Nixon’s meltdown
Sadly:
“…Pete Hegseth is no Jim Schlesinger, Marco Rubio is no Henry Kissinger, Susie Wiles is no Al Haig, and JD Vance is no Gerald Ford” 😳
Sadly:
“…Pete Hegseth is no Jim Schlesinger, Marco Rubio is no Henry Kissinger, Susie Wiles is no Al Haig, and JD Vance is no Gerald Ford” 😳