If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.

Deleted the bird app, the clock app, and the camera app from my phone. Alexa, play “Shackles” by Mary Mary.

Take back your attention.