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@imamia.bsky.social
I am a woman of STEM 🧪🧫🧬🔬⚗️🥼👩🏼‍🔬
📍Shkago
🩺 L&D nurse
🧀 I got snacks in my purse…want some?
I’ve never bought an ornament so fast in my whole life 🎄 🧛 ✨
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Three vocal experts on rising authoritarianism/autocracy (especially in America) who I greatly admire - Marci Shore, Timothy Snyder, and Jason Stanley - quietly announced that they are all leaving the U.S. for Toronto. These very smart canaries have fled our particular coal mine and I am…concerned.
April 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
something that always delights me about Miss Karoline Leavitt is that she, without fail, always chooses to wear deeply unflattering outfits that absolutely do not suit her coloring
March 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
very much the same vibe
March 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I just started watching the Ukrainian satire “Servant of the People” on Netflix where Volodymyr Zelenskyy stars as a high school teacher who unwittingly becomes president after a swear-filled rant about government corruption goes viral and it is a VERY good time
March 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
whenever the other least suspects it, my husband and I will troll the other with lyrics from Owl City’s “Fireflies”
March 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
when you type in “Gulf of Mexico” into Google Maps, it autocorrects and shows up as “Gulf of America”

what in the ever loving fuck is this nonsense, you capitulating absolutely bootlicking COWARDS????
February 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
CDC website redirects the search for “abortion” to “also try: adoption”

this is beyond ominous
February 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the word of the year is “cronyism”
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m beyond devastated that the Bunny Museum burned down. I was a card carrying member when we lived in LA. It was a kooky place just crammed to the rafters with bunny artifacts from all around the globe. Candace is a delight and I hope they can rebuild, one day, but goddamn…this is so horribly sad.
January 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
every year, I order a Mountain Men of Alaska calendar featuring men doing pinup poses in the Alaska wild and when I tell you that I am NEVER disappointed…I mean it
December 31, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Since it’s still the holiday season, I’ll tell y’all about my hometown’s beloved Buzzwinkle. He was a moose that would get drunk off fermented crab apples and became so disoriented that he famously got his antlers tangled up in Christmas lights. He lived to be 13 which is very ancient for a moose 🤎
December 30, 2024 at 11:54 PM
what about a moose on the loose, tho?
December 11, 2024 at 2:22 AM
all I want for Christmas is the felt, Midsommar May Queen tree topper
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
my mother stacked all of these on the side table next to my bed this morning because I asked her for book recommendations… @akgrrrl.bsky.social isn’t playing around these next four years!
📚 ✊
November 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Me: I’m a prepper!

The prep:
November 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
our dog, Pickles, feels personally victimized by the first snowfall of the season and the addition of snow booties has only deepened her sense of betrayal
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
my mother has a proper, fully-stocked liquor cabinet…everything a mixologist could want
November 20, 2024 at 4:20 AM
An octopus documentary series is streaming and it’s narrated by Paul Rudd???

Say.

Less.
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 AM
people are often surprised that hospital fire drills in the nursery and NICU (neonatal intensive care unit) involve a “safe baby” evacuation vest and the goal is to grab your vest and just stuff as many babies as humanly possible in its giant kangaroo pockets before running out the door
November 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Denali!
November 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I am not giving up 🩺
November 8, 2024 at 4:59 PM
our governor doing the verbal equivalent of patting a lead pipe meaningfully into his hand is one of the hundreds of reasons I love Illinois
November 8, 2024 at 1:36 AM
how “am” I?!???
November 7, 2024 at 5:27 PM